When you’re fabulous but not in the mood to fully invest socially into the scenarios you find yourself falling in to.
“OMG I just left work people who knew me invited me out for a drink! I just wanted to go home and have an Al Day!!!
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The sharp, real ginger flavor that Virginians know and love. The unique family recipe, including extract of ginger root,
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Dahmer: "Bro where were you last night???"
Epstein: "Sorry bro some guy at a bar Abd al-malik'ed me hard last night"
Dahmer: "Oh?"
Epstein: "Sorry bro some guy at a bar Abd al-malik'ed me hard last night"
Dahmer: "Oh?"
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Get the Abd al-malik'ed mug.Erin Aled, also referred to as the town slut can often be found getting off with sheep and other welsh cattle. Her teeth will be seen from a satellite image in space and her lips touch the ceiling when she looks up.
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a man with the name al is the horniest man of all. confessed to liking the taste of his boyfriend named Hyrum’s cum. not only does he vibe 24/7, he also tweets things like:
• “i love cake popping my pussy to cooking shows”
• “can transformers have boobs?”
• “take the couch, we still here”
• “ old man on crack bouta quarantine me more than the government”
(also lost his virginity in a church parking lost)
anyone named al is the best person ever, i recommend calling them right now and going and getting high in a field with them.
a man with the name al is the horniest man of all. confessed to liking the taste of his boyfriend named Hyrum’s cum. not only does he vibe 24/7, he also tweets things like:
• “i love cake popping my pussy to cooking shows”
• “can transformers have boobs?”
• “take the couch, we still here”
• “ old man on crack bouta quarantine me more than the government”
(also lost his virginity in a church parking lost)
anyone named al is the best person ever, i recommend calling them right now and going and getting high in a field with them.
Al: me and hyrum smoked in a fucking field and it was amazing
Max: HORNY MAN
Al: im gonna bury you straight up and down and make sure you are never found. i am not h o r n y. i am cool.
Max: HORNY MAN
Al: im gonna bury you straight up and down and make sure you are never found. i am not h o r n y. i am cool.
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