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Tool

Peter Keating from The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand is the original tool.

Someone who doesn't think for themselves, who's opinions are only that of whom the tool seeks approval from. A tool would never stand up to a crowd and speak of disapproval even if it was the just thing to do.
That dude is such a tool.
by mcm663 September 8, 2016
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alabama tool box

pair of vise-grips, a hammer and a roll of duct tape
With an Alabama Tool Box you can fix damn near anything.
by deepfish January 16, 2015
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Tool

Tool- I know the pieces fit

Look it up on YouTube
by mmmmm sausage July 24, 2018
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surprise tool

You say this when you wanna fuck some chick, but you do not want to tell them right away that its involving dicks, so you just say it is a surprise tool. It is pretty obvious though if your chicks horny.
1: So what are we doing at your house?
2: Fun with surprise tools.
1: Oh really?
2: Yeah
1: Yay! ;)
(horny case)
by DonglemyBongle June 5, 2020
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Tool

An accurate insult to describe a right twat of a human, one who is always a self-centered, righteous and entitled moron. A tool never has a shred of sympathy for anyone but themselves. These people are "born different" in that they're incapable of empathy. Thus only useful to those that know how to play them for what they're worth, to use them like the tool they are. Tool is still such a relevant insult, that is unfortunately almost forgotten in a hyper internet age
Hey man that guy is such a tool. He's got no moral compass, no sympathy and is trying to perpetuate the lie that his boss is a standup guy for what he did to you. I hope he gets worked over till he finally snaps at his ignorant boss.
by Deadmau5UltraAnimals October 2, 2021
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Tool

The prez's a tool.
by Thunder Rama August 15, 2018
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spawn tool

An item used to help the point of which offspring exists produce more offspring
The woman asked for the male for the spawn tool
by Fire Burst August 27, 2017
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