Salty Beards

Masculine facial hair crusted with ocean salt. Most commonly found in Ventura California. www.SaltyBeards.com

Dude, those bums beards are so salty.

Those surfer's have some really salty beards

www.saltybeards.com

by Sebastain Palentino October 18, 2012

Bitter Beard

A gay man who hides his homosexuality by eating enormous amounts of lemons and bitter fruits

That guy is totally a bitter beard.

by Mel Doodies August 24, 2011

Plan Beard

The Plan B of a gay individual (usually male) to marry an individual of the opposite sex (usually female) who would act as his beard to cover up his true sexual identity, of which she would be knowledgeable.

Him: Let's make a pact! If we are both not married by the age of 30, then I propose to you!

Her: But... But ure gay...
Him: True, but that way, your parents would be happy, I hide my true sexual identity, and everyone is happy.

Her: okay! Let's keep this as a plan beard.

by Æ.Di May 16, 2019

put the beard on

To clamp your mouth securely over the bearded clam of ones lady friend

Fancy a pint,

No i'm going home to put the beard on

by Clive Pillowfriend August 20, 2007

Sailors Beard

Code word for smelly minge.

Dude1: WTF is that smell?
Dirtygirl1: I dunno.
*dude1 goes down*
Dude1: Urgh fuck! It's your crotch! It's like a fucking sailors beard down there!!
Dirtygirl1: O noes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Frederico Espozana June 23, 2011

morning beard

When a man wakes up after a hard night of work, sleep or partying, and his facial is messy and untidy.

"Dude, what's going on with your beard? It looks like a Brillo Pad!"
"I come as-is to the CrossFit workout at this early hour."

morning beard, bed head, helmet hair, morning hair, bad hair day, bedhead

by Mad Innovator May 17, 2014

Griffin Beard

A guy who doesnt like his name. He can be funny and immature, but also sweet and caring. He has a great taste in music. He can be a jerk but always makes sure you know hes just kidding. He can be very perverted. He is really cute and has great hair. He has been through a lot. He teases you but you still always love him. He stays up all night and always asks you to stay up with him even though he knows that in a couple minutes you will fall asleep anyways. He is your best friend but you wish you were more. He broke your heart once but made up for it afterwards. He acts so stupid but is actually, surprisingly, great at math. He is very short tempered and gets mad often. You just have to love him.

Who is he? Griffin Beard of course!! DUH!

by The Anonymus Bubbles August 29, 2010