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Panda

A traumatic experience exclusive to women, characterized by the unauthorized leaking and widespread dissemination of private or intimate footage specifically depicting the individual urinating, often resulting in emotional distress, reputational harm, and loss of privacy. (noun)
Girl 1: I sent this one pissing video to my ex and he leaked it. I think I might have panda.
Girl 2: Oh no!
by Cwucify March 3, 2025
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Hung Fu Panda

How you feel the morning after a long night where you drank too much. Every movement feels like the slow motion action scenes from the Kung Fu Panda movies.
Jo: Dang man you look rough!
Owen: Yes bro, I am Hung Fu Panda right now!
by owhims January 6, 2025
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spicy panda

A real jerk. Someone who gaslights and steals ideas from others. They love kissing ass. But this person will always burn you.
“She’s a real spicy panda

Don’t trust them, they’re a spicy panda
by Sloth life January 19, 2023
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Panda Fat

When a guy/girl is fat but still sexy/handsome/pretty.
Guy 1: So I met this girl the other day she’s fun and sexy just a little panda fat.
Guy 2: I gotcha...well nothing wrong with that.
by Juanmillion October 9, 2017
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Landfill Panda

A fat-ass raccoon that is too gravitationally-challenged to hide in a tree. Therefore said Trash Panda prowls regions of landfills as to not having to climb but is complacent finding a home in the refuse and wallows in beheaded baby dolls and the lost dreams of childrens toys. Why? It's a fucking Landfill Panda. Why not?
I put this nanny-cam in Teddy Ruxpin. The batteries corroded the back and we tossed it in the can. Except...they weren't corroded...it was lemon-lime jello dust from when we made the tropical aspic. It captured everything. Landfill Panda and all. Land"fill" was right. Talley-ho.
by ZooOfRabidity October 26, 2018
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panda

an interracial woman, typically with a white father/mother and a black father/mother
"oh yeah her parents are interracial"
"like black and white"
"ya"
"so she's a panda"
"sure"
by fatherstretchmyglands June 30, 2024
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crack panda

An animal acting both high-strung and dumb as shit.
My dog is being a crack panda.
by Theonedtown December 29, 2015
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