Edgy Guy

He's typically a strange person. Very little is know about him. Currently we do not know if if acts strange on purpose or naturally as well as his motives. His end goal is unclear, whether it's for worldly domination or just to be a peculiar type of person. What we do know about him is he hates going up against Deepwoken builds that require little to no skill. Take Cookie's lightning build for example. When Edgy Guy Loses to that build, he goes into a rage state and will not calm down in a long period of time. It's best to play it safe around him and use the most unnecessary Discord emojis to suppress him.

"Edgy guy is currently at the Hive."
"It's best not to go there, you will be in great danger once you take a step into The Hive."

by Vindeti March 30, 2023

Hang with the guys

completely ignore her and use the guys as an excuse

I just wanted to hang with the guys

by .(:.. March 5, 2022

Guy Bear

Someone who is super sweet, loving, and makes you smile. Your first instinct should be to want to hug them for hours. :)

Girl: Awww, look at that Guy Bear. I have an irresistible urge to just cuddle him. :P

by whyohwhy December 21, 2010

changes guy

1. An individual who causes awkward silences by saying something totally against the flow of the conversation i.e. stupid, not funny, weird, etc.

Person 1: Dude, that chick is so hot.
Person 2: Yeah man. I'd tap that.
Person 3: I'd love to plant my seed into her and watch it grow into a beautiful apple tree.
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Whatta changes guy.

by PseudoWoodo April 28, 2009

Guy Card

A hypothetical "ID card" that indicates that someone is a "real man". Used most often in a self-effacing manner when performing some supposedly "unmanly" deed, but occasionally used to mock another man (usually a close friend, said in jest) who has done or is doing such a deed.

"A lady just asked me where to find something in the arts & crafts department, and I was able to tell her exactly where it was. Where do I go to turn in my GUY CARD?"

"John, what are you doing watching this chick flick? Surrender your GUY CARD immediately!"

by JMS1 January 12, 2007

guy polar

This is a mental disorder in which you are unable to decide who to like. You switch who you like as frequently as you change your underwear. Although it may not bother those with the disorder (unless they have had it for a long time) it is very irritating to those around them.

Carol: So, who do you like?
Cait: John.

FIVE MINUTES LATER
Cait: or maybe Paul.

TEN MINUTES LATER
Cait: Actually, I think I like Matt.
Carol: UGHHHHH. CAIT! YOURE SO FRIGGIN GUY POLAR!

by ohsnapiknowyou09 December 14, 2008

Couch Guy

When you walk into a place where people have been smoking weed, there's always that one guy who's too high to function and is hanging out on the couch. Barely moves or acknowledges his surroundings and is clearly lost in thoughts of some sort. He's couch locked and thusly, the Couch Guy

"Dude, what's up with Dave?"

"Oh, nothing, he's just really baked. He's the Couch Guy."

by The_Sheepinator October 27, 2014