Cancer

A cancer is a zodiac sign that is extremely scatterbrained. These signs are very wild and outrageous. Most people think that this sign is awfully quiet but their wrong. A cancer would do any dare, they are very daring and they love to take risks. They like to dance and sing too. Most things these signs talk about are very weird or interesting. Some people don’t even understand what they talk about. They also are very lazy when it comes to chores but when something fun comes up, they are up and ready to go! They love their friends and enjoy hanging out with random people they don’t even know. Never mess with a cancer because they can become very emotional, their anger issues will rise and you won’t be able to walk anymore!
Boy: I SWEAR GET AWAY FROM ME RIGHT NOW U CANCER
Boy 2: FUCK OFF BITCH
Boy 3: *eating a whole jar of Nutella and bouncing off the walls*
by MrFabulousSpideyMan November 15, 2020
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A zombie cell that infects other cells to the point you are a zombie.
The cancer reached his brain...
He is a zombie now...
We need to put him down.
by A nude under your bed. December 15, 2017
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You know it's that pumpkin show named cancer/
by GRAPEJUICE#4 January 08, 2018
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Cancer is a fucking bastard that will dominate your life the fucking cheap hooker
Cancer is a fucking prick
by Lee craven is my name December 12, 2020
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by Word_God December 13, 2018
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When something is really irritating and you're too cool to use the word irritating
Dude, that little kid that was crying on the line was fucking cancer.
by Imblackinside July 07, 2017
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A person who ho is bald coz of a disease such as Jazmine, Tianna, Teddy or Hanif
Person 1: Did u get a haircut

Person 2: No Tianna touched me and now I have cancer
Person 1: Damn is cancer contagious

Person 2: Only when someone called Jazmine, Tianna, Teddy or Hanif has it
Person 1: But your called Teddy
Person 2: Want it Jazmine
by Ummmmmmmmm me October 12, 2021
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