Tool

A tool is someone who often messed shit up so that they look cool. If you get called a tool run and don't look back.

Oh fucking Tim is a tool...

by Jimmy mucury May 1, 2020

Tool

Someone who is really, really annoying and has no filter. Needs to go somewhere else (like down a rabbit hole to visit the Cheshire cat) but nobody will tell them to get lost because they're actually really useful to mooch off of. My friend's boyfriend is a tool AND whipped.

Rose- "Ugh. Samuel Conrad Dahnerttttttttttttttt is such a tool."

Caroline- No! He's cute! BTW, can I have money for lunch?"

Rose- "I don't have any. Go ask your tool boyfriend for some. While you're at it, make him buy me an ice cream."

by Ivy Ryan January 12, 2012

Oh tool

Dildo

pass me the oh tool and get me off!!!!!

by Freshcheeks1221 December 16, 2020

Tool

Trump

The prez's a tool.

by Thunder Rama August 15, 2018

tool

A guy who cares what others wear on a flight.

Some guy just commented on what I'm wearing - what a tool.

by qscv June 18, 2013

spawn tool

An item used to help the point of which offspring exists produce more offspring

The woman asked for the male for the spawn tool

by Fire Burst August 27, 2017

Proper garden tool

A promiscuous woman.

She may be hot, but she's a proper garden tool.

by DaHolmes April 21, 2024