Internet fairy

A small pixie that hacks your internet a.k.a. Moms

Hey mom your such a internet fairy

by Aidenrulesdaworlddealwidit June 3, 2019

Internet Made

Posting everything about you and the things you do on social media.

(ex: personal issues, where you are, what you’re doing, etc)

Jack: “she posts everything on social media”
Mathew: “yeah, she’s internet made”

by playboiiii cartiiii May 17, 2020

internet explorer

a web browser used to download google chrome

person 1: yo do u use internet explorer?
person 2: only for downloading google chrome!
person 1: ah yes of course

by CreeperCat1 December 8, 2020

Internet Schizophrenia

Internet Schizophrenia is a term used to describe people online who exhibit strange and concerning behavior that is similar to a person with Schizophrenia. It is not a real medical condition, rather a label. Internet Schizophrenic people may actually be schizophrenic in real life. Internet Schizophrenia is defined by "unraveling ones mind via the internet". Example: Someone consuming so much disturbing media or existental media online that it mentally changes the way they think, for better or worse.

"I know ive been acting strange lately, but i think its just some Internet Schizophrenia"

by P0lybius July 29, 2023

Australian internet

The internet that's so slow you, could slap 50 RDS-220 tsar bombs on a disabled sloth with one arm and be still slower then the goddamn sloth

Guy number 1: Bro google just finish loading my search after 5 weeks
Guy number 2: You're obviously lying this is Australian internet

by That guy who sells white candy October 27, 2021

Internet Thug

A tough and thuggish person who acts hard online behind a screen, but is soft as a pillow in real life. They play with people’s emotions and doesn’t think or expect to get hurt.

Internet Thug: That boy Calab a b**** I’ll have sex with his mom and sister and slap his dad and his brothers! I might just slap him myself as well!

Real life:

Calab: WHAT YOU SAID BOUT ME?!

Internet Thug: what you mean dude I wasn’t talking to you I didn’t mean it I’m sorry

Calab: SAY IT TO MY FACE IF YOU BOLD LIKE THAT!!!

Internet Thug: ...

by LivingLikeCam November 8, 2020

Dying on the Internet

also abbreviated as doti.
tfw You're just sitting at your screen with nothing to do except drift off listening to music.

Person 1: Hey, what're you doing?

Person 2: Idk, Just Dying on the Internet.

by japanesque October 25, 2019