hairy soup bowl

When a handful of pubes is sprinkled into some soup and then drank without a spoon

"I got hungry the other day, so Chad hooked me up with a nice hairy soup bowl. Tasted like heaven in my mouth."

by YungIcka3545 April 17, 2020

Hairy feet

To have luck or good fortune.

He won the lottery, he must have hairy feet.

by Lost in time June 7, 2023

Hairy Dick

A large penis made in southern Russia and is made into a special stew

A man: "I wish I could make some hairy dick stew"

by A man who likes Red Panda's November 14, 2021

Hairy Saddle

Facial hair being present, usually of the beard or goatee fashion, on males during SOMFing.

"She was riding the hairy saddle lastnight."

"Ride my hairy saddle you cowgirl bitch!!!"

"I rode his hairy saddle all morning"

by Unrustled1 April 1, 2013

Hairy Asphalt

Residual fecal matter matted to the hair around the anus.

Trim your hairy asphalt.

by Hairyanus August 10, 2015

big hairy monkey

macocne

look at that big hairy monkey over there eating someones cock

by bigdaddyamogussussydripballs May 24, 2022

hairy piccolo

Non-explicit term for penis

as in 'she was playing a fine tune on my hairy piccolo'

by Frodo79 February 24, 2014