Two piece puzzle

A phrase to describe someone who is simpleminded, by comparing them to the simplicity of a two piece puzzle.

A: He is so simpleminded.
B: I know, he is like a two piece puzzle.

by 2PcPuzzle April 17, 2015

Two-shoot salute

When two military officers straddle a coffin during its lowering to salute and relieve their sexual juices.

Gary died last week. His brother Murray and father Paul we so kind and gave him a two-shoot salute.

by Dr Help October 31, 2021

Two-Faced Snake

This is to refer to a person who goes out of their way to betray peoples' trust. They are mean and go out of their way to be so.

That person is a Two-Faced Snake because they decided to go behind my back and betray me.

by KayMarie333 October 20, 2019

two legged conscience

Having another person in your life that helps you with your decision making till your own conscience skills developed . Usually this development of your own conscience will never occur according to the two legged conscience. Usually a wife friend or other helpful person qualifies as a two legged conscience. Poor results from behavior according to what your sense of right and wrong tells you is right denotes a need for a two legged conscience.

A two legged conscience will assist you in freely feeling shame when you do something immoral;

Pat a two legged conscience reminded Bob that he has no conscience about his habits"
A two legged conscience is needed when you are not able to adher to ethical or moral principles; you demonstrae a base, degrading way of life . Participate in dishonorable unethical practices usually causing immense fun and joy with a result of a total lack of guilt.
If Dick had a two legged conscience he would be alive today. Dick not having a two legged conscience developed a life style that He enjoyed but killed him. Poor individual decision making . Staying out for one more for the road. Not responsible to any higher authority.

by Sherlockhomes January 3, 2011

two dead hookers

If you see this you know the joke.

Two dead hookers wash up on the shore and the cops find out the hookers have more crabs than the shore.

by Big Daddy Akram January 9, 2018

Two fingers up

Means you are and absolute pussy magnet who fucks unlimited bitches

Ali and Toni is holding up two fingers up, they must have hella bitches

by 2 fingers up May 14, 2022

two midgets in a headlock

A chick with big boobs, too big for her body.

that chick has huge titties it looks like she has two midgets in a headlock.

by Jonny0oo0 April 2, 2007