Ghetto Man

The savior and protector of the ghettos around Albuquerque, New Mexico (real name: Douglas G. Mancini). Around the middle of 2008, Ghetto Man made his dynamic debut in Crap World Productions. Ghetto Man was born and raised in Brooklyn, New York, his parents abandoned him at the age of two in a Burger King. He spent ten years of his life in a local Brooklyn adoption agency, until one day, at the age of thirteen, Ghetto Man ran away. In a nationwide search for the truth about his long lost parents, Ghetto Man eventually came to the realization that his parents obviously didn't care for him. Settling in Albuquerque, New Mexico, Ghetto Man now resides in the west mesa, only helping his fellow ghettoists when called upon. Ghetto Man has many followers known as Ghettoists.

1) Ghetto Man may have killed that Asian hooker, but look at the bright side, he just helped stop the spread of herpimonosiphoaids!

2) When it comes down to drinking, Ghetto Man prefers tequila.

3) Don't roll a blunt without inviting Ghetto Man.

4) Help Ghetto Man control the gang activity in his ghetto by donating to the Ghettoist Church today!

by GhettoMan420 May 5, 2010

ghetto sandwich

A lunch served in the ghetto. It involes straight up cheese with mayonnaise spread on it. Found in Naptown.

Mainly in St.marys Lunch Room is a ghetto sandwich eaten and mocked.

by Unknown282828 October 10, 2007

ghetto-fabulous

Girls who can't afford expensive brand name clothing so they buy the cheap rip-offs and adorn themselves with flashy, fake jewlery. Often seen in malls being annoying and screeching over who's going to date so-and-so.

Shannon and Alison ditched class to hang out at the mall and scream at boys passing by, but none of the boys gave them the time of day because Shannon and Alison are ghetto-fabulous.

by Eric in NE April 13, 2006

ghetto sushi

Hot dog slices arranged tastefully on a paper plate, topped individually with ketchup and mustard.

I have one last hot dog and no buns... I guess it's time for some ghetto sushi.

by supertortas February 17, 2010

ghetto cocktail

combining alcohol with any available beverage in a desperate attempt to take the bitterness out. This method can also be used to disguise booze at a place where alcohol is frowned upon.

Girl: "Okay. I have peach vodka. Its really gross. Get the purple gatorade from the fridge, make me a ghetto cocktail, and lets party!"

by cheap partier June 6, 2010

ghetto-scan

when you are too poor to own a scanner so take digital photographs of photos to post online

"I love that old school photo you put on facebook"
"yeah I Ghetto-Scanned it"

by theddt September 4, 2007

ghetto kindergarten

kids who live in a "ghetto" town and are talking to much. kids who are joking and called ghetto by an adult who knows nothing. kids who aren't paying attention and called ghetto when they aren't

teacher- in latin 10 means teen
kids-- lolol what are you doing tonight
teacher-- (turns around)
kids-- blah blah blah
teacher-- STOP TALKING its getting disgusting if you keep talking i will go out of my way to make this the worst class in history. it's ghetto how you talk ghetto kindergarten stop
kids-- (try to hide their laughs)

by thebestperson March 27, 2012