chris rock

The funniest comedien to date. Has a book called Chris Rock "Rock This". Chris Rock Never Scared was one of his best skits. He's ill.

Chris Rock "Rock This" was the funniest books ever. READ IT!

by AK February 24, 2005

Chris Browned

v. -To remorselessly assault a female.

He did not like that she was yelling so he Chris Browned her.

by Jeddahcoolboyz May 16, 2009

Chris Rock

Recipient of bitch slap award from Will Smith at the 2022 Oscars ceremony.

HEY! Will Smith just bitch slapped Chris Rock on stage during live TV!

by Ignatz TC March 28, 2022

lil chris

lil chris is defined to me as a really hot lad that joined a rock band formed by gene simmons on the channel 4 tv show 'Rock School', he played guitar and was the lead singer. After Rock School he went solo and is now doing very well with his hit single 'Checkin it out'. its wicked!!!

The reason he is called lil chris is quite obvious as he is small for his age (16) and is called Chris (last name-Hardman).

by xx_stacey_xx October 3, 2006

chris crocker

A sad excuse for a celebrity giving Homosexuality a bad image.

Chris Crocker: I am gay!

Reality: No, theres a HUGE difference between you and gay people.

by Coasterboi October 21, 2007

Chris Brannan

A world class designer, most notable for his ability to think of solutions and ideas for any situation. And recognised easily for his unique symbol branded on all of his work.

Man 1: Hey is that a Chris Brannan design?

Man 2: It sure is! Cant you tell?

Man 1: Oh i thought it was, i could tell because it is so creative and such a wonderful idea!

by Ultimatumz January 15, 2014

Alexis+Chris

A cute couple that will be nervous with each other at first but afterward they will be the cutest couple and do a lot in bed...Chris will end up leaving Layla (Spelled any way, all Layla's are bitches) for Alexis. He'll think about not being faithful but remember that Alexis is the baddest bitch he's ever had. Alexis will never think about not being faithful and she'll always have Chris's back. Alexis and Chris will have had a crush on each other for months before they get together but once they do they'll be inseparable. They'll take lots of pictures and hang out all the time. (And that dumb bitch Layla will be upset, but that sucks for her) The only reason Alexis and Chris with separate is if they're forced to by family.

Alexis+Chris are so cute!

by Anonymousksksk:) November 13, 2019