California Car Wash

While fucking, just before unloading the nutsack, scooch up near her face, and give her an eye-stinging, nose picking facial, and top it off by hovering over her head and dangle your meat stick on her face like a car wash curtain.

I heard that my girl was trying to blow my buddy, and she fucks like a jonesing crack head freak, so I wanted to hit it one more time.. I filled her out like a job application, and topped it off with a California Car Wash. Later Bish!

by Tommyshocker August 7, 2007

California Golden Seal

Taking a piss on a girls face after ejaculating so much on her mouth it is sealed shut.

That bitch sucked me so hard I decided to give her a California Golden Seal.

by Nelson Wilbury January 10, 2006

Vice City, California

Slang name for Venice Beach and the boardwalk area in Los Angeles. Originates from the popular ps2 game set in a fictional rendition of Miami. Venice, California, like Miami, boasts a good drug trade, and is home to some top quality weed. There are multiple head shops along the boardwalk to aid in the indulgence of sacred herb. A specialty here is the ceramic 'cigarette' one-hitter. Other shared characteristics with Miami include sunny, warm weather, homeless, the beach of course, a rich history, and poverty living alongside affluence (to the utter dismay of the latter, police efforts to drive out the indigents fail.)

I'm originally from the Inland Empire, socal's land of heat stroke ridden weather and barren empty sights. I now live in Vice City, California, where the air is fresh and the grass is dank.

by Mirror Roamer June 6, 2007

California Vagina Car

Prius

My tree hugging liberal sister bought a California Vagina Car .

by BrotherBryan October 29, 2017

California Back Hug

Suprise hugging someone from behind.

Was at the bar last night and gave Shawn Bodle a California back hug.

by TrevorRobinson November 14, 2011

California Corn Chip

When the male ejaculates semen onto the females skin, where it is left to dry. After this the female peels the dried semen off and eats it.

Tom made Tina eat his delicious California Corn Chip!!

by Mike Fucking Fox February 23, 2009

California Easy Bake

When you are doing a girl from behind and you stick a blunt, permanently clogging her rectum and light it.

Last night me and Tina where making love until I tried the California Easy Bake on her, I think she died.

by Cyber Fox June 19, 2010