Bear Freshener

Adorable bear + flowers + poo in the woods = this smell.

See also: Sea Island Debauchery
See also: B.Y.

Let's play "Hide the Bear Freshener" in eachothers' luggage and watch hilarity ensue

by LEAHLOVELACE August 25, 2009

Brizzly Bear

A new cross breed species of bear found in British Columbia. With population estimates of well over 4.4million, the Brizzly, surpasses the total population of the province. A Brizzly is when a Brown bear mates with a Grizzly. Spawning well over 80,000 cubs a year, the Brizzly hybrid surpasses the traditional 2-3 cub threshold.

See Geoff I told you those damn Brizzly Bears were real. They've taken over Pemberton.

by geoffleung September 26, 2010

Bear Honey

Bear honey is the manliest shaving lubricant that exists. To obtain bear honey one must stalk a bear and wait for it to destroy a bee hive. Once the bear has destroyed the bee hive you must beat it to death with your bare hands and remove its paws by any means neccesary. To apply: keep the bear paws in your bathroom cabinet. When preparing to shave: glide the paw across your face to apply the bear honey then shave. Repeat if neccesary. It is recommended that you only shave using bear honey when you're shaving utensil is a machete, preferably atleast 18 inches in length.

Chuck Norris shaves with bear honey.

by Donkasaurus January 10, 2011

Tao Bear

An unbelievably sexy man who attracts many women and is hung like a moose.

"We have to figure out what Tao Bear does."
"Have you ever noticed how the women walk after leaving his house?"

shlong hung moose man thunder stick

by Jude Romero November 30, 2013

Fashion Bear

Oh where to begin with the fashion bear? Is it even possible for one to define the existence of such a rare and divine beast? The fashion bear derives from the species that we homosapiens have named Ursidae (also known as the bear). Unlike the common black bear or brown bear, the fashion bear changes their lucious fur coats with the seasons, however the wind blows as some might say. Not only is the fashion bear in the know of the latest fashion trends of Paris, but they actually predict trends decades before they even surface. The fashion bear exclusively listens to the indie rock band Modest Mouse, and eats only farm fresh Gallus gallus domesticus (also known as chickens). At times they may come off as a bit pretentious, however it is always a true gift to be in the presence of a fashion bear.

I was horribly embarrassed yesterday when I came into contact with a fashion bear. I had absurdly left my domicile whilst wearing sweat pants and the fashion bear looked directly into my soul and shook his head with disappointment.

by I am the real Bill Murray January 27, 2018

fuck bear

A bear who steals innocent bystanders picnic baskets.

Yogi is back at it again, being a fuck bear.

by TheJared151 September 23, 2018

Shit-bear

A dumbass private in AIT, that doesn't have enough god damn common sense to not fraternize during training and that says creepy shit to females like "why don't u come on over to the barracks and see;)", also may send out dumbass challenges to females like the "about me challenge on Facebook" or the "say anything to me challenge" takes half assed duck face pics on Snapchat and Facebook

Get into any/every Snapchat pic they can

And is annoying as fuck, also looks like a pedophile typically while in civilian life, and listens to middle school dance music like he's trying to pick up a 13 year old

+Gets into arguments with mother fuckers about whether they have fireguard or not 15 minutes into their shift
+Someone bashing at the door they just sit there and wait for sleeping roommates to open the door

Female-"seriously guy?"
Shit-Bear-"why don't u come over to the barracks and see;)"

Typical shitbear photo, half-assed duck face+pedo stash/goatee(looks similar to broke back mountain stash)+ fucked up hair

Private on previous shift-Hey wake up my main man you got fireguard
Shit-bear- no I don't

Other 2 privates- yea you do guy your shift started 15 minutes ago
Shit-bear- I'm up just get the fuck out of my room
Private on previous shift-Hey no shit-bear I'm not gonna get the fuck out of your room cause I should've been asleep 15 god damn minutes ago

by I-dont-fucking-know August 21, 2016