Web Spider

Some one who spends to much time on the internet

"ugh.. Johny is such a web spider he is alwas on the internet, wont he come outside?..."

by Dietel Halls September 28, 2009

speedo spider

The little creeper hairs that appear around the edges of a swimsuit worn by someone not groomed

I was gonna hit on that babe, then I got a glimpse of some truly awful Speedo spiders. Definitely not into the bearded taco.

by chime57 November 3, 2010

Quad-Spider

To Insert ones Hands and feet into sometype of "hole" then spread them apart ripping the "hole" all together, the hole is often a vagina, or an asshole (anal quadspider)

Example 1: you probably QUAD-SPIDERED your mom when you were born

Example 2: You just got quuuuuaaaaaaaddddddd-spiiiidered

example 3: You Quad-Spider your sister

by Uncewubkah June 12, 2011

Lime Spider

Slang name in Australia for an AUD$100 note. The $100 note in Australia is green, and a lime spider is a popular children's drink in Australia composed of lime flavoured soda and icecream. Similarly the AUD$20 note is known as a "lobster" due to its orange colour.

I got $200 out of the ATM the other day and it gave me two lime spiders!

by Juzdownunder September 17, 2012

Rabid Spider Monkey

An extremely creepy, sex obsessed stalker.

Son: I'm going out, be home soon.
MOM: watch out for rabid spider monkeys

by Mr. Lister Orchestra November 21, 2013

Fifty Spades of Grey

A spoof of Fifty Shades of Grey dedicated to teaching a manly man about spades and shovels for use in the yard. It's about infinitely manlier than FSoG and the movie is exclusive to men. Because let's get real here, yardwork is manly.

John: Hey, Joe, what're you reading?
Joe: Fifty Spades of Grey!
John: Ha, gay!
*Joe rips out a spade and beats John to death with it. He proceeds to take out another spade and bury John with it.*
Joe: MANLINESS POWERS, AWAY!
*Joe flies away*

by No Derps March 8, 2015

Squid-Spider-People Logic

which can be applied to whenever Illuminati/conspiracy theory obsessed nutjobs try to be all intellectual while still upholding their obnoxious conspiracy theorist wannabe behavior.

"I am excluding you from the group because the Squid-Spider-People logic says so."

by MM132 May 27, 2015