skeet-police

A friend that comes to your place unannounced and screws your chances to bust a nut on a chick.
You come around when one of your chode friends are fuckin a chick. You screw up the mood and end all the sex before your little chode buddy can bust a nut all over his girl. Therefore, you're now considered, "the skeet-police."
by your little spermite January 21, 2010
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skeet skeet im a squirl

a catch phrase that Ben can only say best friends are chase or chase go brrrrr, and the Caleb or the Cabel man
Chase the idiot said I go brrrrr so Ben said skeet skeet im a squirl.
by skeet skeet skeeter November 20, 2020
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Skeet dreams

"I took this chick home from the bar but before i could get it in she was passed out drunk . So i kissed her forehead and told her ""skeet dreams!" and proceded to nut on her hair.
by tla1982 October 26, 2011
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Skeet Sheet

A sheet of paper with a picture of a woman's face on it (preferably mouth open tongue out) used to practice skeet shooting
This picture of my favorite celebritie is going to make the best Skeet Sheet
by Buckarooman710 January 13, 2017
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Skeet 'em

The term "Skeet 'em" is a synonym for saying "Fuck 'em". Skeet in this context, represents the offensive way of saying fuck.
Laura: Jenny's friends are really snitchy, they always talk behind someone's back.
Jess: Skeet 'em!
by joniseesghosts June 13, 2019
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Phelps Skeet

Super swimming sperm that tend to impregnate any egg they swim across
What, Johnny knocked up a girl again? Damn, he must have Phelps skeet because that's 3 babies in 3 lays. That dude needs to wear a swimmers hat on his little Michael.
by Skeeter2312 April 26, 2011
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Skeets Flipping

Doing a combination of acid, shrooms, and molly without originally intending on being high on all 3 at once
“Bro I’m absolutely fried, I spent last night skeets flipping at that party last night I ain’t doing shit today”
by JimmyNeturon September 02, 2023
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