swamp crack

A Philadelphia area term for a poorly wiped ass. Also could refer to chronic dingleberries.

"I had to rush out of the bathroom this morning I got a major case of swamp crack."

by bernard l. November 13, 2007

swamp donkey

1. a female who sleeps with other girls' boyfriends and has no shame in it

2. one who collects many diseases while treading through the "swamp" and is therefore a truly dirty person

3. one who carries a grocery bag for sleepovers because they're disposable and she doesn't want to get a nice one dirty in the merky waters

Man, that jerk cheated on me with a swamp donkey!

I heard that swamp donkey's newest disease is syphilis.

I found that swamp donkey's grocery bag in his bedroom!

by My middle name is Karma June 20, 2011

SWAMBO

She Who Must Always Be Obeyed

Person 1: Dude wanna go clubbing?
Person 2: Can't Swambo told me to do my homework

by Gengus August 29, 2013

louisiana swamp water

Same as the Louisiana Crab cake but she also urinates with the feces.

It was bad enough she gave me a Louisiana Crab cake, but she followed it up with some swamp water.

by bigwheat February 9, 2004

Swamp Gas

Methane like odor that lingers in the air after a coworker rips a nasty fart.

Claude filled the office with swamp gas today. It was horrible.

by DamnCorkins April 17, 2015

swampfool

1) A fool who lives in the swamp.
2) A fool who has previously, but is no longer living in the swamp yet remains a fool.
3) A fool who looks liek he lives in a swamp but may or may not actually live in a swamp

That guy Cleetus T Judd is a swampfool.

by Rajeev Gill July 16, 2004

Swampdoggie

A very large, unpleasant looking, smelly, and alltogether unapealling girl.

Look at dat therr SWAMPDOGGIE therr,Mexicans wouldnt even tap dat ass

by Aly Assassin December 16, 2007