Brother: it’s my birthday!!
You: happy birthday! Hey guess what
Brother: what?
You: *spit on him*
brother: WTF
You: ITS SPIT ON YOUR BROTHER DAYY!!
You: happy birthday! Hey guess what
Brother: what?
You: *spit on him*
brother: WTF
You: ITS SPIT ON YOUR BROTHER DAYY!!
by Stan P1Harmony ☝️😁 April 4, 2021
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“Yeah man, last night my wife was acting moody, so when we had sex I have her a little devil’s spit!”
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Linda starts crying. Isaac tries to make her feel better.
Isaac: Don't bother about Jeffrey, it was trash spit. Also, he eats used condoms for breakfast.
Linda starts crying. Isaac tries to make her feel better.
Isaac: Don't bother about Jeffrey, it was trash spit. Also, he eats used condoms for breakfast.
by Alessio Datura July 17, 2022
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by Mr Rusty July 18, 2022
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Faustie and Rob are lucky to have spit roast cobb salad toss’d dushku , jovovich and elizabeth last show
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