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Seasonal Hoes

Friends that only talk to you when they are having a problem or got no one else to talk to.

Friends that come to you like an ex when they want dick/pussy
by You mad March 13, 2016
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seasea

A nick name for a girl named sierra. Usually medium height, good build, kind and loyal friend. Her heart is a pool of love and her eyes are the color of the bluest sky. You could get lost in them forever.
Daym seasea's eyes are so blue I could lookbat them forever.
by Seasea1011 April 16, 2017
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SEARS

SEARS
c-ears
Noun

1. A store at the mall that nobody plans on visiting on purpose.

2. Also an acronym for Specialty Electronics And Random Shit
1. Person1: Hey wanna go to the mall?
Person2: Sure, any store in specific?
Person1: SEARS!
Person2: Actually, I can't go anymore something came up.

2. You go into SEARS for one thing and you come out with some Specialty Electronics And Random Shit you don't ever need.
by Turtle916 May 16, 2017
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season 5 episode 14 theory

The theory that every show has one of its most iconic episodes at s5 ep14
The office: stress relief part 1 (the one with the fire drill and safety training)
Friends: the one where they know
Brooklyn 99: the box
Adventure time: Simon and Marcy
The Simpsons: Lisa vs Malibu Stacy
Dude, season 5 episode 14 theory has me so pumped for the new season of _____.
by oreok9 April 8, 2019
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seasoned food

Damn bro yo food is not seasoned food
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Season 2 Switcharoo

The Season 2 Switcharoo is an ideological bait and switch.

When a Television series avoids taking political positions and focuses on good story and characters in it's first season only to go full on current year politics in follow up seasons.

The writers and producers know that people want to be entertained not preached at. So they lure people in, get them invested with an apolitical high quality first season and only to then start beating them over the head with their Ideology in season 2 onwards.

Example:
Hot new Science fiction series

Season 1: A thoughtful space opera dealing First contact and how different people deal with the ramifications.

It's apolitical focused on telling an interesting story and set pieces & people love it.

Season 2: Black Lesbians dealing with racism and homophobia in SPAAAAAACEEEE.

Its character focused merely as a thinly veiled excuse for the writers room to beat you over the head with their political beliefs. Audience dislikes it more than likes it.

Season 3: Cancelled after 4 episodes.
"Dammit I really liked that show/movie but they went and pulled a Season 2 Switcharoo and now its unwatchable."
by TheSpazFromRainman March 25, 2021
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seasonedshortcake

A faceless twitch streamer commonly known for being extremely loud and playing games such as minecraft, such art and roblox.
No sorry I can’t hang out today i’m watching Seasonedshortcakes stream.
by Innit ✌️✨ June 4, 2021
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