redneck county

A state, province, or city thats known for having a large population or over 20% of the total population
Texas is a redneck county
by Ramirez Gonzala November 24, 2021
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redneck botox

when one of your buddies punch you in the mouth to give you fuller lips
"Cleetus come over here and give me some redneck Botox before the derby."
by lizardsman999 March 09, 2016
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redneck bucket-seats

Plastic three-or-five-gallon pails dat country-bumpkin motorists in states without yearly-inspection requirements use in their jalopies to sit on when either (1) they sold their car's existing seats to have money for beer, cigs, or joints, (2) they lost da seats in a poker game, (3) they'd bought a "junkyard" car without seats, or (4) da seats dat came wif da car were so atrociously ugly and/or uncomfortable dat resting their butt-cheeks on a sharp rim and ridgy center-ring was actually MORE bearable than da upholstered "buckets" dat da car's manufacturer had installed to begin wif.
In da "Red Green Show" episode "The New Monument", Red shows "you middle-aged guys out there" how to "teen-proof" a car so dat "nobody will be callin' YOU 'Grampa' for a while"; one of da many ways he accomplishes this --- besides welding da back doors shut and installing a barricade-wall between da front and rear portions of da passenger-compartment --- is to replace da car's front seats wif a hard wooden church-pew for so dat it conceivably (pun not intended :P) wouldn't be comfy enough for a bouncy-bouncy. What Red fails to realize is dat this modification could actually have da **opposite** effect, in dat now da front seat is a continuous flat/smooth bench-seat instead of two separate chairs, and so it could actually be **easier** to lie down and "do it" in dat seat than it would have been in da car's original cushioned seats; all da teens would hafta do is to spread a folded blanket or rug on da seat. A pair of redneck bucket-seats would have been a much-more-effective choice for better ensuring dat said young hot-in-da-pants couple would behave themselves while they were away from da watchful scrutinizing eye of their snooty-prudy elders.
by QuacksO June 02, 2021
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mofo-redneck

a motherfucking redneck who drinks beer every night and jumps off roofs into tacks and fire.
i hate steve.

who is he?
that mofo-redneck from sales.

oh! he tried to asstesticle me yesterday.

ME TOo
by hairypickle November 13, 2011
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redneck safari

An old trailer park without a fence keeping them in.
Wow that's a crappy looking redneck safari park.
by Ravnos_girl November 14, 2018
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redneck rolex

Yeti cooler; the ultimate status symbol for the rural hook and bullet crowd. often seen strapped to the back of a side by side or residing in the bed of a diesel pick up truck. Costs more than a trip to whole foods or a Canada Goose coat. Fill it with coors light and you have more ladies than a rapper with a rolex.
Darryl was rolling coal all over and prius and the bed of his truck had a redneck rolex filled with silver bullets. He is getting laid tonight!
by white pine April 06, 2024
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Redneck snob

Noun: A simple person who is a bit red-neck, but also likes to embrace the finer things in life.

Adjective: A way to describe someone or something that is red-neck as all get out but has a feel of fancy.

Verb: Acting in a way that boast of a little bit hillbilly and a little bit Beverly Hills.
"She is such a redneck snob. She will use duct tape for any fix, pour lighter fluid onto lit charcoal, shoots guns, and swears enough to make her mama cringe.but she also wears pearls, wants all of her tattoos to be able to be covered and gets her nails done regularly."

"Is she pouring her warm Busch lite into that pilsner? How very redneck snob of her"

"Sometimes she goes all redneck snob and garnishes the brats with fancy herbs."
by RedneckSnobOG June 29, 2021
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