The phase of time before a predicted apocalypse when people don't spend any money or bother to do much, just in case there really is an apocalypse.
Mum: I'm just going to go out shopping. I'll be back in a few minutes.
Kid: Don't bother, there's an apocalypse due on Friday. You can shop on Saturday
Mum: But i need to get the Christmas chicken
Kid: SATURDAY
(Day after apocalypse)
Kid: Ok you can go now
Mum: Finally!
Dad: Don't blame him. It was just the Pre-Apocalyptic Phase. Don't want that money to go to waste!
Kid: Don't bother, there's an apocalypse due on Friday. You can shop on Saturday
Mum: But i need to get the Christmas chicken
Kid: SATURDAY
(Day after apocalypse)
Kid: Ok you can go now
Mum: Finally!
Dad: Don't blame him. It was just the Pre-Apocalyptic Phase. Don't want that money to go to waste!
by anonfromhell December 20, 2012
by Maty F September 17, 2010
This term is used to describe the act of performing cunnilingus and/or intercourse after the female has come home from the gym and before she showers. The sweaty female vagina enhances the flavor and the release of endorphins after exercise by the woman increases the joy of sweaty sex. Though it should be noted that a vagina must be clean first prior to getting sweaty from a heavy workout.
"I was so horny we did it post gym pre shower. It was delicious."
Guy: You look so hot I want you now!
Girl: I'm all sweaty from the gym
Guy: Post gym pre shower baby.
Guy: You look so hot I want you now!
Girl: I'm all sweaty from the gym
Guy: Post gym pre shower baby.
by Dee Jay Jolt March 30, 2010
The span of time between 1929 (and earlier) and 1934 in film making in Hollywood. In 1930 The Hayes Code was a set of rules to self-love content at the time. These films in 1929-1934
were taboo, dealing with topics too racy for its time such as divorce, sex, violence, implied nudity, etc. The Hayes Code officially came into effect in 1934.
were taboo, dealing with topics too racy for its time such as divorce, sex, violence, implied nudity, etc. The Hayes Code officially came into effect in 1934.
by Babydoll75 March 05, 2019
For men: like sloppy seconds, except the girl you're about to bang was with another girl immediately before you. Opinion is divided about whether this improves or detracts from the quality of your subsequent experience.
Don't worry about it man! She was just in there with Crystal pre-heating the oven for you, go for it!
by xag February 13, 2011
by StrongerSkillz April 15, 2011
PBS
PBS is short for Pre Birthday Syndrome, A variation from the "PMS" (Pre menstrual syndrome) but in this case any gender could be affected.
Depression and other symptoms that may differ depends of the person, avoiding people, avoiding making plans for that day, avoiding celebrate it, and feel as miserable as you can. Being dramatic and impossible for those who actually want to celebrate it with you while you avoiding any kind of celebration drawing in your own crap!
A time to look back and think of all the things that went wrong in your life, everything you didnt accomplish an all that type of things.
PBS is short for Pre Birthday Syndrome, A variation from the "PMS" (Pre menstrual syndrome) but in this case any gender could be affected.
Depression and other symptoms that may differ depends of the person, avoiding people, avoiding making plans for that day, avoiding celebrate it, and feel as miserable as you can. Being dramatic and impossible for those who actually want to celebrate it with you while you avoiding any kind of celebration drawing in your own crap!
A time to look back and think of all the things that went wrong in your life, everything you didnt accomplish an all that type of things.
Anna is have PBS, Pre Birthday Syndrome again this year, she just doesnt wanna go dancing!
I would be PBSing this week, please dont call me till my birthday is over, I am viction of PBS Pre Birthday Syndrome
I would be PBSing this week, please dont call me till my birthday is over, I am viction of PBS Pre Birthday Syndrome
by deathlylover January 13, 2012