taco pirate

A pirate on a mission for some tasty "tacos". Commonly carries anywhere from mild to Diablo "sauce" in his chest of condiments. Will stop at nothing to find the best "taco" of the universe.

"The taco pirate stops at nothing to dig into some good "tacos".

by HappyTrigger November 2, 2015

human pinata

The act of eating so much confetti (or candy) till you're shitting nothing but in, then hanging yourself naked with a grenade in your anal cavity with a note tied to the pin saying "haha enjoy" and waiting for someone to find your body.

Person 1: Dude you look sad, what's up?
Person 2: My dad human pinata'd himself last night and I fell for the note.

by AnythingForMemes January 6, 2017

Meme Pirate

Someone who is a meme thief is someone who steals memes and claims them to be their own.

Jonah: Sawyer, stop being a meme pirate; you're spilling memes everywhere!

by MemezRDreamz March 15, 2017

neighborhood postal pirate

A nieghbor who, on occasion, steals or looks through your mail.

That little faggot of neighbor kid keeps stealing my mail. Good thing I enjoy killing neighborhood postal pirates.

by loganmk December 14, 2008

Foxy the Pirate Fox

A furry who illegally downloads movies, games, etc.

Hey, have you seen Jerry lately?

Yeah, he’s pirated a few movies for me, he’s basically Foxy the Pirate Fox

by FurryButtLover August 21, 2021

pirate ship

a waterborn vessel on which pirates travel

The swashbuckling buccaneer stood aboard his pirate ship.

by grinch sugar face March 30, 2004

Ass Pirate

One who sails the seven seas in search for the best booty.

"Garrrr I be an ass pirate!"
"Shut the hell up Captain Fucktooth"

by kinnykinny January 1, 2006