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Pearl

The most gorgeous crystal gem. Stop using this term for your greasy slutty girlfriends. Pearl solos them all.
Random guy idk: I love my girlfriend: Pearl, she’s so beauti-
Me: Crystal gem pearl better!!
by Thecrystalgays May 18, 2023
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pearl mains

These bitches want her cookies in real life, they want free diabetes

Person 1: I main pearl in brawl stars
Person 2: take a shower and go eat some cookie you no lifer
Hey were "pearl mains" We rarely go outside and have diabetes
by Slapfish1 June 6, 2024
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prison pearls

Permanently implanting marbles or like objects +not all are round) in a mans 'member' for his bf's pleasure during a stent in prison
Those are my prison pearls, I had them done for my 'wife' when I got out.
by Tools#1fan June 24, 2024
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Pearled

Being rammed with a car , generally while a lady perimenopause lady named pearl is driving erratically , usually residing in housing commission with no money or regret for damages to other people's cars thinking they are rich enough to cover it
That lady backed straight into the front of my car with no remorse, she just kept going and pearled me good,
by Crocodile Dundee 69 March 27, 2025
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Ender Pearl

A phrase commonly said after shitting in your hand molding it into a ball then processing to throw it at a person or animal with force
Hey dude remember when gave that guy a "ender Pearl" last night?
by OdSt9659 April 6, 2025
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Pearl Harbor Snack

A snack popular in Hawaii around the time Pearl Harbor happened.
Is that spam and rice? What a great Pearl Harbor snack.
by jnater April 30, 2025
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Nanny Pearls

When a wrinkled gilf removes her dentures mid blowie, gums your shaft and lets out a celebratory queef so dusty it sets off the smoke alarm at the retirement home. Those pearls refer to the calcified secretions she ejects after climax. Thought to be remnants of post-menopausal mucus.
Harry said he was just giving her a foot rub, but ten minutes later he came out the nursing home covered in nanny pearls and smelling like regret.
by Nanny Pearls May 3, 2025
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