Half off

When a male or female starts to give their partner a handjob but stops halfway through.

Man, I met a really nice worker at Walmart, but she had to give me a half off before her manager saw!

by Your boi Bailey February 17, 2017

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Friend-off

When an acquaintance of yours starts to irritate you, particularly when they begin to act like your best friend as soon as you just met them. When you've had enough, you introduce them to another friend of yours who you think has a chance of getting along with them, in hopes that your friend will be more accepting of this person's annoying behaviours than you are. A friend-off is successful when your acquaintance quickly attaches themselves to your friend rather than you. Thus, you have passed off your "friend" to another friend.

Person 1: Is there anything I should be careful of if I decide to friend-off someone?

Person 2: Friend-offs can backfire if the friend you have passed your annoying acquaintance off to is a very close friend of yours and they genuinely get along and become good friends. Every time your inner circle of friends gets together, the person you have friend-offed will then start regularly attending those gatherings, and you will have to endure their presence anyway.

by SpencerMurrayStudios May 30, 2016

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Babe off

A competition of a bunch of retards full of bias challenges to get the babe of their choice.

Are you ready for the babe off this weekend, if I win I'm choosing Dylan
I'm going to win the handstand part of the babe off,
I cant wait to fuck Dylan once I win the babe off
No one going to choose Vinnie if they win the babe off

by The legandary cracker. RYAN December 9, 2020

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