Bird Bath

When you pull out during sex and your cum fills up their belly button.

"She wasn't best impressed when I 'Bird Bathed' her last night."

by Hullabaloo94 November 05, 2018

Bird Bath

A bird bath is when someone walks in on you masturbating, forcing you to quickly stick your member back in your pants as you blow your load, leaving a sticky mess all over your "Bird".

Fuck dude, you made me give myself a bird bath when you walked in on me earlier.

by GrowingStains February 18, 2018

Bath Carpet

When you shave your pubic hair and leave a trail at the bottom of the bath after after draining the water.

"I told him I prefer him with pubes, but really I'm just sick of scrubbing away his bath carpet."

by scrubadubtub September 06, 2016

Himalayan Mud Bath

When your partner, takes a steaming dump on your face, and you smear and wear it like a mask to exfoliate the skin.

"Rachel gave me a himalayan Mud bath last night, now my cheeks are softer than a babys bottom"

by Lucamend97 February 12, 2020

aloe bath

When you eat so much spinach that your cum comes out as green as aloe!

I ate so much spinach dip that I aloe bathed her after duffys.

by Haystack4001 February 07, 2016

Bounce bath

Using a fabric softener sheet to hide your stench when you don't have time for a shower.

Lindsay does so many Walks of Shame that she must be queen of the Bounce Bath.

by ReillyJ525 June 08, 2010

dogs in the bath

When you're hittin it doggy and try to squeeze your nuts in her ass, but they keep jumping out like dogs in the bath.

You can only put your dogs in the bath if you have BB sized balls.

by Bring amba lamp August 05, 2017