Anyway, here’s a brownie recipe

A random comment you find in EVERY VIDEO, followed by a brownie recipe.

Viewer: *Watches a video*
Viewer: *goes to comment section*
Comment: Anyway, here’s a brownie recipe…

by anonymous January 10, 2024

My cousin is here

When a girl says"My cousin is here", she means she has got her period.

Judy: Hey, Claire. Wanna go swimming with me?
Claire: Aww, I can't. My cousin is here. Another"shark week" again, you know.
Judy: Oh, bummer!

by Sussie Q April 23, 2024

Guys, What Are We Doing Here?!

It is said with a rhetorical tone to overstate its emphasis, but also in total seriousness because the situation calls for a cold, figurative slap in the face.

If an eye roll was a vocal expression and not a sigh, this would be it.

Eldee: Ok, so happy hour at BP is from 3-6, wings, mini pizzas, and ceasers. I made a reso for right in front of the big screen, the fights start at 7.

Colleen: There's a really cutesy and ironic place on the Lower East Side that has fantastic arugula salad, and the rosee comes in fair trade mason jars!

Eldee: Guys, What Are We Doing Here?!

by Mike109999 February 16, 2022

FrankieTheNOOB1 on here

FrankieTheNOOB1 on here
FrankieTheNOOB1 is me and idk what else to say

FrankieTheNOOB1 on here boom that’s my example A+ please

by FrankieTheNOOB1 January 23, 2022

Guys who wear hats back here

A monster energy fan

Whisper: Gonna drink a monster idc if my pregnant
Kurtis: Of course that’s what the dad looks like, if there’s anything I want to get out from my internet presence it’s that guys who wear hats back here love monster energy

by SillyGuy89_ September 27, 2025

bring your cheeks here

It's a more family-friendly way to say "get your ass over here". Just in case you can't curse in front of your family.

Lexi: "Jay bring your cheeks here"
Jay: "why"

by thiswebsiteisfunnyXD June 30, 2022

WELL I'M HERE

Is it of necessity for me to be in SILICON VALLEY without even a WAFER to chew on.

The untouchable ANAL ALAN has arrived so close to AARON that a FACEBOOK kick in the ASSHOLE WELL I'M HERE IN ZUCKERLAND as not a SOUL inside there, the GOOGLEPLEX right now cold , indescribable loneliness and little resources as you may say,,,chased out of even LAS VEGAS. as it got too too SPITEFUL and even dangerous.

by PEDOPHILE SANDBOX August 20, 2021