Someone who is a fan of the Philadelphia Eagles American football team. They are usually dumber than a box of rocks, who disown any and all when ever their team looses (very often). Trashy people from either Philadelphia or the Southern region of New Jersey. They claim they are the most loyal fans in the NFL....ONLY when their team is on the brink of a (soon to be a failure) Super Bowl Run. But as soon as their team loses, they disown their team and bash them to pieces.
Eagles are the only NFC East team NOT to win a Super Bowl, They celebrate an Eagles touchdown by singing a pathetic song, they are quick to very quietly tell you that your team sucks if you wear another NFC East team's jersey, even worse if they are with a large group of people, but otherwise will keep their mouth shut. Dont worry other fans can take solace in the fact that people were 10 years old last time the Eagles won a championship and are now collecting social security and signing up for AARP.
“I'll behave like a complete degenerate towards any other team and their fans in the juvenile belief that my behavior somehow demonstrates my devotion to the Eagles. My drunken bravado flourishes safely inside the cocoon created by 60,000 of my fellow fans; I dig deep to summon the courage to spit on little girls wearing others gear, Fly Eagles Fly!”
Eagles are the only NFC East team NOT to win a Super Bowl, They celebrate an Eagles touchdown by singing a pathetic song, they are quick to very quietly tell you that your team sucks if you wear another NFC East team's jersey, even worse if they are with a large group of people, but otherwise will keep their mouth shut. Dont worry other fans can take solace in the fact that people were 10 years old last time the Eagles won a championship and are now collecting social security and signing up for AARP.
“I'll behave like a complete degenerate towards any other team and their fans in the juvenile belief that my behavior somehow demonstrates my devotion to the Eagles. My drunken bravado flourishes safely inside the cocoon created by 60,000 of my fellow fans; I dig deep to summon the courage to spit on little girls wearing others gear, Fly Eagles Fly!”
I’m an eagles fan through and through, it’s not our fault we haven’t one a super bowl! Do have time, I’ll tell you why.
by JTOSU93 February 3, 2018
Get the Eagles Fanmug. Betty Cooper and Archie Andrews (aka barchie) from the shitty tv show riverdale. Only became canon (possibly) because of the psycho fans who harassed the writers to make it happen.
by Screwriverdale April 8, 2020
Get the Fan servicemug. by Nolan Ryan Jr. May 1, 2011
Get the fanny fanmug. 
The act of fanning the scrotum or genitals while one receives a handjob, then climaxing in their eye, making them squint...
Getting a happy ending at a massage shop. The lady give you a hand job with one hand while fanning your balls and taint with the other hand. You climax into her eye making her seem as though she is Chinese... That's a Chinese Fan!
by Caddi420 October 18, 2011
Get the Chinese Fanmug. by hockeylover87 November 24, 2020
Get the habs fanmug. by faqin faggot July 31, 2018
Get the Gundam fanmug.