Jesse

The sexiest man on planet Earth, and most of all the best friend. Anyone with this name automatically has a 14 inch horse cock when soft, we don't even talk about them while their hard. :hot_face:
Samantha: OMG Jesse railed me and split my cervix into 5 pieces with his horse cock I love him.
by AngelicPvp March 24, 2021
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Jesse is a bad ass dude with an additude. A Jesse does not just have a hot personality but is DROP DEAD GORGEOUS!

He isn't the type of guy that men want to be and women want to date, no. He is the type of guy that every man and woman wants to date. If a Jesse were to be gay, he could make any strength man date him. That's just how BEAUTIFUL he is.
Stacey:"Yeah. That's the new guy. Jesse, I think."
Jesse walks by.
Chad:"I think I'm gay!"
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Jesse is a scrawny ginger that licks Sofia’s arse.he also loves wanking over here titties.his ma is on the dole too lol
Jesse stop staring at Sofia’s arse
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Jesse is a big man who loves licking Sofia’s arse on the rare occasion.he often likes to have monster wanks over Sofia’s breasts which is also like amazing. His prime talents are telling people his ma isn’t on the dole and also being hardy
Jesse stop looking at Sofia’s arse
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The man the myth the legend. Probably married to a Jenny and plans to have 2 boys and 2 girls. He’s the dopest dude ever
Aww man she’s got herself a jesse. She so luckyyyy
by Seriouslywhy December 24, 2020
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Jesse really wants fuck his cousin.
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Rivaled only by Slash in talent, good looks, and overall class. This man is smoooooth. He knows every Office episode backward and forward and can fit the phrase, “That’s what she said,” into nearly any conversation. Anyone who really gets to know Jesse is blessed with a constant source of kindness, comfort, and laughter (sooooo much laughter). He’s an honest, humble guy with a nice jawline and an even nicer voice. He’s a lover of ravioli, animals, and Fredo Corleone’s beautiful forehead. You’ll never catch him without socks on, and there’s no one better to spend quality time with. Roodoodoodoodoo.
Jesse made me pee my pants twice on March 18.
by Ese July 16, 2020
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