Chicago Nap Time

A kindergarten sport- During nap time after the teacher has left the room, the chosen boy for the day sees how many broads he can bang before nap time is over before whatever stupid shit video is going on has ended. Rules vary by school district, but sources say this pastime began in Chicago.

Tommy- "Dammit I missed class the other day, who got to play Chicago nap time?"
Brett- "Jason did, he got a score of 5"

by Synth 2 September 8, 2019

Quack Nap

A nap in a swamp where ducks chill

Adrian: man I accidentally took a quack nap

Cassandra: oh mate you have bread in ya hair

by Zoe Biancofiore September 30, 2019

Hype Nap

When you're intensely dedicated to solving a mathematical question but physically can not stay awake. You take a nap and attempt to solve the question in your dreams.

Hey man, I couldn't prove the equation until I took a hype nap and then all I had to do was write it down.

by Scoobie Doobie Doo October 9, 2019

ass nap

When that one e-girl in your snap chat takes a nice, relaxing short sleep.

I took a good ass nap

by AL3XiSAB3AST November 16, 2019

Abby Nap

A nap that takes multiple hours and Is kind of concerning in length

“Where’s Meatloaf?”

“Taking an Abby nap”

by EternalPledge November 17, 2019

power nap x

A very active power nap, that requires 2 participants, usually of opposite genders, where the female participant is usually passed out from exhaustion from ontercourse

She is barely alive, after the power nap x in the morning, she was working all night.

by SlapInTheJowels November 22, 2019

Peach Nap

A nap that lasts between 2-4 hours.

I took a peach nap today!

by Duckye November 25, 2019