crust muncher

someone who eats anal crust for a living

jesey is a crust muncher

by kevin murphy December 4, 2003

Deep-Sea Munching

When a man shoves his entire tongue into a woman's vaginal cavity while underwater. This sexual act is often, but not always, accompanied by shoving ones fingers into the anus and biting the clit with ones teeth (although, the biting is very strenuous).

Dude, Karen and I went Deep-Sea Munching last night and it was IMMACULATE!

by MunchMeASAP January 17, 2011

baby muncher

Refer to Yangmo or Azn

Rosie: "Do you come from an asian heritage?"
ChingChong: "Yes."
Rosie: "So I believe that makes you a baby muncher."
ChingChong: "Y'kno? I think I'm going to rip your head off and shove it right up into your fat butt so you can see just how big of an asshole you are."

by Deathtotrump October 23, 2007

Minge Munchers

1.) Plural of Minge Muncher. A Minge Muncher is someone who munches minges.

2.) (and this IS true!) A game, much like "Duck, duck goose", that my weird friend plays. It is basially the same as Duck, Duck, Goose, but you say Minge, Minge, MINGE MUNCHER! instead.

1.) "Look at those lesbians! I bet they're minge munchers."

2.) "Who wants to play Minge Munchers?"

by Bi-sexual minge muncher August 12, 2006

Vag muncher

Someone stupid who munches vagina on a regular basis.

Fred is such a vag muncher.

by Callan February 27, 2005

munchies

when you been vapin' all day and need some foods

ma, i feel good, but i got the munchies.

by John John's Little Hopkins May 23, 2017

Date Munchies

When you're horny and looking to fuck but pick the first opportunity instead of waiting for the good ones, resulting in less desirable results.

To avoid this, a friend with benefits can satisfy your needs or masturbate before you leave for the social event. This will ensure clarity of mind and more importantly clarity of sight.

"Bro, I totally had the Date Munchies last night, she was a total Butterface once I came."
"Dude Gross! Stop picking the first Furby you see! You know that if you feed her dick after midnight she becomes a Gremlin!"

by Douchebag1111111111111111109 March 29, 2017