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Michael

The most sexiest man alive. His stunning looks and erotic blood cells combine to fight off diseases making him immune to all. Usually coming from a Greek or European descendance, Michael will slay all with his dashing looks. When in bed he is said to have a large member no matter what his appearance may seem to say about him.
“Wow that kid is definitely not a Michael, he’s not as hot...”
by JumboPlaterM January 21, 2018
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Michael

a Michael loves to be in the center of a joke and loves a nice cigar every day of the week and loves girls on tinder. He is funny guy and knows it. He likes taking nice walks with beard.
I wish I could kill for that beard , you like a Michael.
by driptoohardall day March 20, 2019
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Michael Vey

A kid with electric powers from a machine that malfunctioned in the hospital he was born in. Spends most of his time running from the Elgen Corporation and Dr. C. J. Hatch.
“You, Michael Vey, are a freaking rock star.
by Greekgeek001 April 10, 2019
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Count Michael

A God of limitless power; a noble born to rule the cosmos; a realy awsome dude who is at least 23-times better than anyone you know. Commonly identified by his mighty Chop Sticks, and charming social skills with the ladies. (eg: "Get naked.")
He is an absolute "Count Michael" with the ladies.
by Another hott chick May 22, 2004
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Jan Michael Vincent

8 guys but there can only be one jam micheal Vincent in a quadrant at a time
Jan Michael Vincent’s are used up
by BigIanDries August 14, 2018
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du kannst mich mal

German slang: "You can lick my arse". The swear was allegedly invented by Goethe.
Du, Arschloch -- du kannst mich mal!
by PippaS. May 17, 2006
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niggs mchotsauce

a monkey who is fast enough to play a pro sport even though not smart enough to spell the sports he is playing
damn yo, michael vick is niggs mchotsauce today...
by Clarence Williams April 6, 2007
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