Wanting attention in a provocative nonchalant way but avoiding accountability and intention for inducing such entertainment.
Husband: (Shares shirtless pic on fb)
Wife: “Why you be doing the most? Showing your body for attention is a turn off.”
Husband: “I’m not doing it for attention.”
Wife: “Then why you post this stuff publicly for?”
Husband: (Deflects Answering) “Who you shaking ass on the gram for? Yourself? Whole world seen your ass now. Your likes and DMs are blowing up too.”
Wife: (Deflects Answering) “It’s not like I’m entertaining them.”
Husband’s and Wife’s Conscious: “Deny Deny Deny.”
-Mask entertainment
Wife: “Why you be doing the most? Showing your body for attention is a turn off.”
Husband: “I’m not doing it for attention.”
Wife: “Then why you post this stuff publicly for?”
Husband: (Deflects Answering) “Who you shaking ass on the gram for? Yourself? Whole world seen your ass now. Your likes and DMs are blowing up too.”
Wife: (Deflects Answering) “It’s not like I’m entertaining them.”
Husband’s and Wife’s Conscious: “Deny Deny Deny.”
-Mask entertainment
by Dr. Zo October 31, 2021
Get the mask entertainmentmug. In 2020, ARI JOGIEL designed and manufactured 'The Vanguard Mask" to protect our fearless front-liners.
More than 25,000 Vanguards have been donated so far.
More than 25,000 Vanguards have been donated so far.
- "hey bro, did you see Freddy is looking like Batman lately".
- "yes, he is rocking "The Vanguard Mask" by ARI JOGIEL.
- "yes, he is rocking "The Vanguard Mask" by ARI JOGIEL.
by joseph alfred dom September 8, 2020
Get the The Vanguard Maskmug. When you ejaculate on your partner's face while in the shower. This will lead to a nasty, sticky face mask as if you put superglue on your skin. Singing is not mandatory, but a nice plus if their vocal skills are on point.
She wanted my semen on her face while showering, but I warned her for The Masked Singer effect. Did it anyway.
by wanderingfellow May 5, 2025
Get the The Masked Singermug. by Skywalker1213 April 14, 2021
Get the face maskmug. I'm not bisexual and I resent being called bisexual when I really only like one sex, and that is dudes. I had on a bisexual mask, I thought I could keep hiding who I really was.
by The Original Agahnim June 4, 2021
Get the Bisexual maskmug. A face mask generally used on specimens with underdeveloped jaw lines. Generally the rare disease leaves victims with only two planes of sight. This means they can only see in 2D or in 1D. Just think, the original Super Mario Brothers for the NES had a better graphics system than the system that these people see in their everyday lives. I can't describe how I feel about this indistinct disease, it's one of the most minimally understood disease. People that suffer from octagonal synthetic face mask disorder generally do not live for much more than thirty years.
by Zack Marks October 2, 2016
Get the Octagonal synthetic face mask disordermug. I can’t wait to get home. I’ve got a Mars facemask waiting for me.
Husband says, “ I’m so stressed out my wife’s on the rag again”
Friend says, “ dude to feel closer to my old lady during that time I let her give me a Mars face mask. “
Husband says, “ I’m so stressed out my wife’s on the rag again”
Friend says, “ dude to feel closer to my old lady during that time I let her give me a Mars face mask. “
by Zachary nielk September 28, 2025
Get the Mars face maskmug.