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Melancholy Phile Paradox

The melancholy phile paradox states that a person who enjoys being sad is not really sad at all because enjoyment is happiness
Fucking melancholy phile paradox arent you a sadist???? wwwwwwwww
by Helivitica January 25, 2024
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Melanie

Big sexy princess with nothing but gold and love in her life. She will be rich and in love with the most handsome man ever since melanie isn't gay. She is the coolest cool girl you will ever meet in your life. Live laugh love melanie.
Melanie is so sexy wow i wanna be her!
by yummycrumbcakes February 5, 2024
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Melanis

verbadjective

1. behaving mischievously and with ill intent
2. creating chaos through words and behaviors

3. creating energy that destroys living entities in its way
1. Geez, my entire desk was turned upside down when I came to work this morning. There must have been a dark vortex where a melanis came out.
2. I decided to cut the computer chords at every desk. I don't know what came over me, but I enjoy my melanis chaotic behavior.

3. I visited the Carlsbad flower fields, and unfortunately, the flowers had all died. Melanis must have been there.
by lonepsycho05 March 6, 2024
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Melanie

The best person to ever exist I love this girl with all my heart she makes me laugh every time I see her she makes my life better in every way.
Me:hey Mel

Melanie: Shut up👹
by Urfavhotflop March 8, 2024
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Melanie

When someone grabs you by the keks/trollies and gives them a right good yank so that the material goes right up your front bottom. The anterior equivalent of a Melvin or hungry bum/wedgie
"Jesus H Christ Derrick! You gave me such a Melanie then that I think I just spat out my cliterous"
by Tubbycodger March 16, 2024
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Melanie

When someone grabs you by the keks/trollies and gives them a right good yank so the material goes right up your front bottom. The anterior equivalent of a Melvin or hungry bum/wedgie.
"Jesus H Christ Derrick! You gave me such as Melanie that I think I just spat out my cliterous."
by Tubbycodger March 16, 2024
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Melagry

The act of ruining a linguistic joke.
“There are three words in the English language which end in gry. Two are hungry, and angry. What’s the third word?”
“Melagry.”
“Wait wha-“
“Look it up on Urban Dictionary.”
“Umm, okay. Wait, what the…”
by Rokayo April 20, 2024
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