Dry Lipacuis

Dry Lipacuis is when your lips are so dry they flake and get really hard and crusty and when you pull them apart with your index finger and middle finger it starts bleeding.
Pronunciation: Dri-lip-a-kess

I have Dry Lipacuis

by Millszercoca July 24, 2023

Put some lipstick on it

A way to ask for oral sex.

Husband: "Honey, come here and look at this."

Wife: "Gregory, put that thing away."

Husband: "Why don't you put some lipstick on it."

by Freezod September 29, 2012

hooker fish lips

A girl with lips like a hooker and smells like fish. Normally named Gloria.

Look at that hooker fish lips.

by Juggalo Prankster May 11, 2014

Batty crease lips

Batty crease lips are dem lips that are dried up. The crusty lips that look like tiger bread. No one wants go near them because they look like a pensioners batty.

James says to Jordan;
Oi jord you got dem batty crease lips man. Get some vasoline on dat shit.

by Battyshit June 22, 2017

single people lips

Lips that are dry and chapped.

Friend: "your lips look a little gross.."
Me: "yeah, I have single people lips. Sorry"

by liquid.air August 11, 2017

Oxenden Fish Lips

Before a girl goes down on you, she blind fold you. When she has had enough, without telling you, she seamlessly switches her lips for the lips of a freshly caught lake trout and uses that to finish you off so that you ejaculate in the fish's mouth. Then she unties the blindfold to show you where the real pleasure came from.

The Oxenden fish lips isn't for everyone but my friend is a fisherman and he loved it.

by Dodgy J-Money 2 May 6, 2018

flickin’ your lips

“Flickin’ your lips” is to women what “bustin’ your balls” is for men.

Calm down; I’m just flickin’ your lips.

by Lexi Summers May 30, 2018