When, you're Jerking off, and right when you're about to cum You kill yourself, making a double kill
by Th4twolf December 30, 2020
"Yesterday when I got home from work I thought I had a few hours before the old lady got home. I was mistaken, and I got caught Killing the OJ. Now my hand is the only action I'll see for a week."
by Gladmiral Nelson June 24, 2015
Killing off your girlfriend or wife's offspring from a previous relationship. Named after the tendency of various male felines who show similar habits.
He said he forgot the baby was in the car when he parked it at work, but people are wondering if it was really a tomcat killing.
by oofy stills March 11, 2014
Term used to describe the act of smoking a joint/blunt, even after it's down to the roach. It's a desperate act to smoke as much of the THC possible. Must ask permission from the original roller or from the person who threw down.
by monkFromTemple November 29, 2010
An ancient ritual used my physicists to sacrifice people with the name Daniel or similar sounding names to their dark god (particle). The ritual was first devised by the Grand Percymous upon deciding he was happy that the dastardly evil Petermogros was no longer entering the Limo of Power!
by Grand Percymous January 18, 2011
A euphemism for sex, which is handy if you want to speak in code or around people your age who accept killing orphans as a legitimate pastime. It is also useful because of its broad applications and versatility, the speed of sex, the speed of the orphan killings, the type of sex, stabbing, shooting or probing, etc., etc.
Killing Orphans: A euphemism or code for sex, used to talk about various sex stuff while people are around
(to friend when people are around): Oh boy I can't wait to kill some orphans tonight...
(talking about someones sexual exploits in code): Did you hear about Brennan? he killed before and he is planning to kill again!!
(to friend when people are around): Oh boy I can't wait to kill some orphans tonight...
(talking about someones sexual exploits in code): Did you hear about Brennan? he killed before and he is planning to kill again!!
by qwertyuippoiuytrewq February 12, 2022