Once upon a time the end

The worst story ever.

Man 1: Time to sit around a campfire and tell stories.
Man 2: Who will go first?
Man 3: I have friggatriskaidekaphobia. The end.
Man 4: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Man 2: Wackadoodle.
Man 5: Don't insult him.
Man 4: It's all good.
Man 1: Who's next?
Man 6: Once upon a time the end.
Man 7: What am I doing here?
Man 3: This group is getting big.
Man 4: Random!
Man 1: This feels like a party!
Man 6: Where's the campfire?
Man 8: You guys did say campfire, so you tell me.
Man 4: This is getting ridiculous.
Man 5: Hum.
Man 9: Hi.
Man 10: Hello.
Man 3: Yeesh! 10 men! Heeeey! That rhymes.

by Matt11111 September 18, 2012

end my life cheese

When you have an allergy and choose to kill yourself with cheese. Comes is many flavors.

Dude I was gonna try some of that end my life cheese, but I couldn't bring myself to do it.

by Alan the anal bead March 22, 2017

Mass effect 3 ending

The worst possible ending in video game. It has never been yet surpassed since its reveal.

Person: Yea that ending was bad, but we all remember the mass effect 3 ending...

Other person: Yea, and that extended cut didn't help either!

by Awesomejawsom July 1, 2012

Frosty Chocolate Milkshake Ending

An ending to a novel, television series, movie, or game that is extravagantly positive and where things only go right for the protagonists. Named for the stereotypical preteen novels that end in the protagonists enjoying the success of their adventure over a round of frosty chocolate milkshakes.

You know, having read Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone over again now that I'm not 9, Dumbledore turning around and congratulating Gryffindor House for everything they thought they were getting in trouble for, to the point that they won the House Cup, looks like a real frosty chocolate milkshake ending now.

by I Am Mr. Big April 22, 2009

getting your end away

Getting your end away means having a good shag with a woman

When my friend spoke to me this morning, as he had not been able to contact me last night, he said " I gather you must have been getting your end away when I phoned ".

by St Ias November 23, 2005

come down my ends

It means that someone is implying that you should go down their area and see what happens- used commonly by south londoners-slang

Come down my ends ennit bruv

by TylerH07 January 22, 2018

i'm at the end of my rope

i'm losing my patience

stop teasing me. i'm at the end of my rope!

by emadorum September 18, 2006