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Law of Bockung

The "Law of Bockung" describes a mindset in which an individual seeks out only things that satisfy their immediate cravings and whims.

It has seen especially strong spread among german college students in recent years, even being nominated as "Youth Word of the Year" in 2021
A: Hey, you want to learn for BWL with me later today?
B: nah man, i'm all about that Law of Bockung
A: Hell yeah, you're right man. Let's have some Beers
by Evohevoo January 5, 2022
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Junior's Law

Any conversation, if long enough, will eventually have a sexual reference.
Guy 1: "Did you see that catch? How he held onto that ball was crazy!"

Guy 2: "Must've learned from your mom. She had a grip on my balls last night."

Gut 1: "Seriously? Pulling Junior's Law at a football game? Just wrong."

Guy 2: "Suck a dick."
by Lilbigwill08 October 18, 2016
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Law-Dawg

"Oh look, the police brought a law-dawg with them. They must looking for drugs."
by Drumming Ginger September 22, 2017
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Benya’s law

Fuck the haters & just keep breathing | Fick die Hasser & Atmen Sie weiter
by SkittlesBenya November 30, 2018
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Tim's Law

No matter how intelligent you are, and no matter How stupid, sophmoric, Or inane something is, it WILL Be humorous.

Created to explain the paradox Of why the internet is So funny, when, considering all the stupid its filled with, ought not to be the case. However, in the light of Tim's Law, this paradox ceases to exist.

The law was presumably named after a man by the name of Tim.

Can be expressed in this simple Formula: X = Funny. Where X is something stupid.
"Tim's Law states that you cannot say Poo Nuggets without cracking a grin"
"I say my good man, that is the most daft thing I've ever heard. Observe, sir: Poo Nugget--Blast you!"
by Stupidisthenewfunny January 18, 2010
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stepbrother-in-law

1- Stepsibling's husband.
2- Spouse's stepbrother.
My stepbrother-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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Paul's Law

'Paul's Law'
1. a notional, Internet-born law (example: Godwin's Law) which dictates that any discussion--irrespective of its subject matter--will eventually become "derailed" (*moved off topic) into a debate about "traps" (*male-to-female transsexuals); in particular, whether or not an attraction to / relationship with said gender denomination by males is considered homosexual.
(NB: In this sense, the law pertains only to "pre-op" (*pre-operational) MTF trans girls.)
2. an expression indicating that a given conversation has veered away from its original topic and into the realm of "traps".

Etymology:
The nominal reference pertains to the Hollywood action film B-actor, Paul Walker (1973~2013). Subsequent to Walker's death in 2013, an un-authored "dialogue meme" (*series of pictures, generally taken from film, with subtitled captions) appeared. This meme comprised a sequence of images depicting Walker with another action film B-list actor (Vin Diesel) -- images taken from the final, tributary scenes of the film, Fast and Furious 7 (2015) -- engaging in a debate on the topic of "feminine penises" (*the 'femininity' of "trap" genitalia as viewed by their aficionados).
The can be viewed here (*SFW): Oqm33CQ (imgur website)

The proliferation of this image is largely attributable to the 4chan Internet image board and its denizens; in particular from its notoriously "trap-happy" sub forum, /pol/ (political)--wherein the notion of 'Paul's Law' is oft invoked or 'proven'.
"This conversation proves Paul's Law."
"Paul's Law is strong with this thread."
"Paul's Law states that this must now become a 'trap' thread!"
by Trolius Maximus March 2, 2017
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