Tobey's Taint

Tobey Maguire's taint. Can be described as a default Caucasian taint, mild hairiness, pale color. Moist from time to time. Sometimes stinks.

Girl 1: Omg I wonder what Tobey's Taint is like.

Girl 2: omg Brenda you weirdo!

by Urbandictionary6911 June 16, 2022

The Tainted Rose

The Finest Pirate Crew in the Universe!

Missy: Would you like to join The Tainted Rose?

Hoots: Of course! Its the finest crew ever!

by CMDRHoots February 15, 2022

Taint Bagel

Adjective: When you orally consume ass from a person(s) who are infected with the covid 19 virus.

"Dude, she has the rona. Don't be a taint bagel"

by JustJess1987 March 3, 2022

Tainting

Popping out ones asshole and placing a baby carrot inside

I went to the store and bought a bag of baby carrots, and I plan to go tainting with them

by anonymous February 10, 2026

Tundra Taint Ticklers

A group of 2 or more gay guys who all drive toyota tundras

“look at shayne and jhett driving their trucks, they’re definitely tundra taint ticklers”

by glickmaster4000 February 11, 2026

Taint paint

Residual bodilly fluids and various other bodily secretions (ejaculate, sweat, orgasmal fluids and mucus) excreted from and around, or dripping onto the perenium during or after rigorous physical activity... or sex

I'd lick the taint paint off that hockey player with or without a shower.

by DeviantBehaviour February 23, 2026