Law Of Swearing

Never should you ever use actual swear words or replacement ones in the same sentence or sentence following shortly after. It is uncalled for and inexcusable. This should be an actual law.

"What the Fudge!? Fuck you, man!" The Law of Swearing being broken. NO NO.

by TheCrazyMadHatter January 25, 2017

Dom's Law

A retrospective law to cover the arses of bureaucrats who have broken the law and claim not have. In particular those in relating to quarantine.

They're refunding all those quarantine fines relating to childcare because of Dom's law

by Anonymous Named Voter May 26, 2020

Murphy's law

If something can go wrong it will

What is Murphy's law. Murphy's law is 2020

by Smalltowngirl20 June 5, 2020

law of b0bb

if you let someone talk for long enough, eventually they will iterate through all offensive ideas in order to prevent a lull in a conversation.

why did he just say that?
law of b0bb

by scrotalwarts June 9, 2020

Snowball's Law

Like Godwin's law, but with Orwell instead of Hitler.

As an online discussion grows longer and more heated, the probability of a comparison involving the literature of George Orwell approaches 1.

Named after a character in Animal Farm.

What budget little prick invoked Snowball's law this time?

by rayparlourscurlingirons June 10, 2020

chaotic lawful

having a strict moral code, but it is so confusing no one can figure out what it is

Person: if your parents had an alignment, what would it be
another person: definitely chaotic lawful.

by -the skunk July 31, 2020

Tobys Law

When you fuck up so bad you profit from it.

Jon destroys an $81,000 truck and gets a raise out of it.

Fred: that’s some Tobys Law shit right there.

by IamVGamer September 4, 2020