Homemade Glory Hole

When a man puts a paper bag on his business, cuts a hole in it, and tells a woman to go down on him.

ALSO

When a guy intentionally drills an "extra hole" for the TP dispenser.

Dave: Man, I wanted to get that chick to suck it, but she wasn't having it.

Bobby: I don't have that problem man.

Dave: Yeah, she was effing retarded though, so I just made a homemade glory hole and told her it was "Bobbing for Apples" in a bag.

Bobby: Nice!

by An Entrepeneur April 27, 2011

Sandy homecoming

When a girl has crabs and puts sand into her vaginal canal to make her crabs feel at home

Bitch gave herself a sandy homecoming

by heimen wrecker June 2, 2014

homeo-pathetic

a homeopathic medicine that tastes bad, really bad. You don't feel like having it but you have to take it in order to get well or improve your health. these are generally liquid like Bryonia or solid like Ginko Biloba.

Sam: hey, doc! i've got this really bad cold.

Doctor (homeopath): alright son, here's this liquid called Bryonia. have one dose now along with half a cup of water.
Sam (after taking the medicine): Holy shit! what was that? It should be called homeo-pathetic rather than homeopathic.

by sukraaty October 25, 2009

homeo

a boyfriend that is also a homo. From 'homo' and 'romeo'.

She always laments that her boyfriend is a homeo

by uttam maharjan December 1, 2010

homebody

A gender neutral term used in reference to a friend or to patronize a neutral or unfriendly person. Once used extensively, now has fallen out of favor of general use.

pl. Homebodies

1) yo homebody, s'up?
2) homebody, you better back down
3) "who's at the party" "the usual homebodies"

by Faust July 27, 2005

Homeroom

another word for homophobic- created by lara

“STOP BEING SO HOMEROOM”

by your friend derry September 20, 2021

homewood

a guy who is very timid and serrupticious, who tries to ignore being bullied or hit with flying objects in a classroom/lunchhall. but will give you a sly peek like a hawk from the side of his eyes when under pressure so he can spy the culprit.

Thom - "check that guy scoping us out, he's a right sly pie"

Chris - "yeah, he's a real homewood"

by thom alexander November 6, 2007