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Hello

Hello
Hello
by Bazzar2021 October 8, 2021
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Hello

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by Hsbsjsj November 23, 2021
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Alaskan Hello

When one uses a bidet during a winter power outage and the water is freezing.
Essentially an enema with freezing water.
I forgot the power was out and got an Alaskan hello in the bathroom!
by subSpaceArtist February 7, 2023
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Hello there!

A greeting which must be answered by: General Kenobi!
by Lacika000 August 25, 2020
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Say hello to my little friend

What a transgender woman says when a perverted cisgender man pulls her pants down.
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND! *cums all over cisgender man*
by wordyteen June 4, 2025
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The "hello" fee

A repair person's initial fee upon visiting your home. Plumber, electrician, locksmith, pimp, what have you.
Electrician: Hello, thank you for calling! How may I help you today?
Hapless Parent: My son was being an idiot and played with the circuit breaker. Can you fix it?
Electrician: I understand, ma'am. I'll be right over.
Hapless Parent: Hold on, how much is the "hello" fee?
Electrician: $75 per visit.
Hapless Parent: Fuck, really?! Ugh... fine.
by duckboy416 October 29, 2017
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