Hairy Asphalt

Residual fecal matter matted to the hair around the anus.

Trim your hairy asphalt.

by Hairyanus August 10, 2015

Hairy Shaft

Someone who has hair grow on the shaft of their penis

"Damn did you hear Patrick had a hairy shaft!"

by BubbaPhonk October 11, 2022

Hairy Saddle

Facial hair being present, usually of the beard or goatee fashion, on males during SOMFing.

"She was riding the hairy saddle lastnight."

"Ride my hairy saddle you cowgirl bitch!!!"

"I rode his hairy saddle all morning"

by Unrustled1 April 1, 2013

hairy soup bowl

When a handful of pubes is sprinkled into some soup and then drank without a spoon

"I got hungry the other day, so Chad hooked me up with a nice hairy soup bowl. Tasted like heaven in my mouth."

by YungIcka3545 April 17, 2020

Hairy Crater

A very hairy asshole

Man someone bent over and shown me there Hairy Crater

by A very fat man October 28, 2017

hairy scary

a fat hairy penis

“he’s got a hairy scary”
“i sucked a fat hairy scary the other day”

by wot do u mean December 14, 2017

Hairy sponge

When you cut your pubic hair, and put it on your friends’ kitchen sponges

Dude, fuck Joe, he hairy sponged me.

by EliqqerBuna December 18, 2021