The Rigid Helmet

The historically accurate Viking erotica of J. G. Quintel 's universe in the series "Close Enough". Written by Alex Dorpenberger. Apparently, the erotica is good enough to reverse one's menopause.

Alex: The Rigid Helmet is historically accurate Viking erotica.

by thatVietDude April 12, 2022

sticky roman helmet

When you give it one last yank and then tea bag someone.

Yea he left 25 mins later because he had to yank it before giving his girl a sticky roman helmet.

by caboosesam September 2, 2022

put your helmet on

a saying for retarded people

“Put your helmet on retard!”

by ChubsOrdinary February 26, 2025

《¤》Spartan《¤》Helmets《¤》Are《¤》Bookmarks《¤》With《¤》Tassles《¤》

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《¤》Spartan《¤》Helmets《¤》Are《¤》Bookmarks《¤》With《¤》Tassles《¤》

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 6, 2025

Tijuana diving helmet

Sexy with a foley inserted in the penis

Dave did the Tijuana diving helmet with Amanda

by Chato357 March 22, 2025

I Am Being Volatile Towards Baseball Helmets for Batting And I Do Not Care

I Am Being Volatile Towards Baseball Helmets for Batting And I Do Not Care

I Am Being Volatile Towards Baseball Helmets for Batting And I Do Not Care

by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 23, 2025

.9.Angel Number 1029 On A Circular Spartan Helmet With The Asclepius Symbol.9.

.9.Angel Number 1029 On A Circular Spartan Helmet With The Asclepius Symbol.9.

.9.Angel Number 1029 On A Circular Spartan Helmet With The Asclepius Symbol.9.

by Ellesiataralashalaskahastalavi July 23, 2025