greasy nickel

A person with little to no value to your life who also requires effort to keep around.

An ex-girlfriend or shit friend are types of greasy nickels

by moonbootz October 13, 2013

greasy nugs

The chicken nuggets that are so greasy and so cheap that they are the highpoint of your day.

Guy 1"Hey man, how's your day going?"
Guy 2"It was shit but I got my greasy nugs now and there's two extra for free"
Guy 1 "Damn you live a sad depressing life"

by greenpiglet October 4, 2013

greasy breeze

When you eat something greasy and have to fart later. It's a greasy breeze.

After eating that pizza, it gave me a greasy breeze.

by ebdup December 7, 2013

gets his socks off

To enjoy, to find joy in.

I think Joe really gets his socks off closing cases randomly.

by unv January 27, 2014

grease wedge

To take old oil grease from one's car and wedge between their butt cheeks, leaving it there for a few weeks before washing, leaving a nice black stain.

Tommy grease wedges? That's why his ass smelled like gasoline.

by MuthaLuvR April 15, 2014

grease trap

A neighbourhood or place where greasy and ratchet people all converge. Crack heads, drunken teenagers, drag racers, and kids who linger around the McDicks that is open until midnight or later. Be wary when entering one of these. You may accidentally get sucked into its wormhole of greasiness.

Example #1

Boy: I hate Lynn Valley.

Girl: I love that grease trap #YOLOSWERVE.

Example #2

Girl: Doin' lines at Stacy's.

Boy: No! You can't do lines at that grease trap! Nobody has a hundie there!

by Mama B April 15, 2014

Greasy Cheeseburger

An often tan, hair greased person that does not necessarily eat cheeseburgers on a daily basis, but often acts mischievous and has a tendency to look good to impress other females. The species of person can normally be found in the inner city, and disguised as a hipster. It uniquely talks in ways to make others laugh, also cannot stay fixed to an idea. Usually these species do not bother about their size, but only choose to disguise it wearing almost the same sweater outfit everyday. A greasy cheeseburger sometimes chooses to mimic other people in order to be popular and liked, gaining attention such as a character from Jersey shore.

the greasy cheeseburger died his hair blond, the day after the most popular kid died his hair blond. The greasy cheeseburger imitated a teacher to impress other characters the greasy cheeseburger talked about expensive items, in order to sound knowledgeable and money strapped. People often called greasy cheeseburgers watch popular teen television such as MTV. A greasy cheeseburger may seem to be a gay hipster but in fact is, usually a heterosexual fashionista or being.

by Bubbles From Trailer park Boys February 9, 2015