El Capitano Gatisto

A man who feels his cocky demeaner somehow makes him a superior person. He however does not realize that in real life he collects wellfare and lives in a giant boot that was once owned by Paul Bunyan.

It looks like El Capitano Gatisto got out of the boot finally... thank god.

by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong December 23, 2004

checkin' the gate

Done. Outta here. We're leaving. To leave. To go. Finite. We're done.

Man my shift is over, I'm checkin' the gate.

by shamms May 10, 2006

OH MY GATOS NEGROS

THE RANDOM CHAOS . SUPRISING COINCIDENCE. A TERM ALSO USED WHEN A WOMAN PASSES BY
GOOD LUCK OR BAD LUCK
ALSO USED IN PLACE OF O M G

(PARKED AT A RED LIGHT AND A BITCH PASSES BY) "OH MY GATOS NEGROS!!"

by VOLADO November 6, 2010

Florida Gators

The football program with the best winning percentage in the last 20 years (fact). They have won 3 national titles, 8 SEC titles, 2 heisman winners, and have had the best home winning percentage in that period. The Gators are the most hated team by most of its competitors because they win most of the time against them and because they run the score up most of the time.

Hector- I hate the Florida Gators.

Dave- Why?

Hector- I'm a georgia fan. they beat us every year.

Dave- They beat everyone dip shit!

Hector- Oh yeah.

by lickmygoat July 28, 2010

GATL

Abbrv. for Gay-Angsty-T00by Love. Used as a reason to slash Harry and Draco.

Shipper 1: It's all about the GATL, man.
Shipper 2: Duh! 'Cause Harry/Draco is just to sexy.

by TweedyChic April 3, 2005

Gatalog

A catalog of firearms

Hubert: I need a new 6-shooter
Bubert: Here. Look through my gatalog. It has the finest and latest firearms ever made.

by authOOr June 18, 2006

Gatisimo

A lot of cat. A very large, often obese cat. Comes from the spanish word Gato and the superlative isimo.

Fat bastard is one large cat, he's a frickin' gatisimo

by Jack the King August 1, 2008