by BumStatusYo December 4, 2018
Get the Gold Fist Yomug. A fuckboy who has a micropenis. Not only that but he has a lot of talk for a kid with the smallest known schlong in the universe.
A big disappointment to the girls who they convince to sleep with them.
A big disappointment to the girls who they convince to sleep with them.
Harry: Hey, you know Nick is a gold tier fuckboy right?
Vanessa: What's that?
Harry: He'll tell you he can rock your world with the biggest dick you've ever seen but in reality, he can't because it's a micropenis.
Vanessa: What's that?
Harry: He'll tell you he can rock your world with the biggest dick you've ever seen but in reality, he can't because it's a micropenis.
by Assholething1 July 9, 2019
Get the Gold Tier Fuckboymug. Alessandro wasn't feeling very well after we visited the Indian restaurant last weekend. He almost slept on the toilet for two straight days - nothing but old butt gold.
Bozo gets really nasty after a good curry - can't even flush down that old butt gold.
Bozo gets really nasty after a good curry - can't even flush down that old butt gold.
by Sneaky_Bastard October 9, 2017
Get the Old Butt Goldmug. Portions of gold holding significant value. These particular gems are regarded with high honor by many of the rural tribes of the bering sea and African feldspar lemers.
n00b1: checks out them sick valuable gold nuggets, what do you estimate the value of 16 cubic centimeters?
n00b2: I would have to say above 10,000, given their size and lustre
n00b2: I would have to say above 10,000, given their size and lustre
by Pce_Nug January 21, 2006
Get the Valuable Gold Nuggetsmug. when a person labels someone in a blank photo on facebook with a sexy caption then writes in the description that you need facebook gold account to see it. this leads everyone on a quest to find something that does not exists
Bob: Jim taged megan fox and lisa lipps in this picture but I can't see it because I don't have facebook gold!
Sam: lets search facebook and find it!
3 hours later
Jim: I just did the facebook gold trick on you two!
Sam: lets search facebook and find it!
3 hours later
Jim: I just did the facebook gold trick on you two!
by Jacksonfish February 21, 2010
Get the facebook gold trickmug. Similar to a golden shower with the addition that the person performing it has a severe urinary tract infection, resulting in droplets of blood accompanying the urine.
by VenezuelanFarRight January 11, 2017
Get the Gold Ruby Showermug. by JDC June 21, 2005
Get the gold-pressed latinummug.