Gay football

A gay version of American football. Typical referring to Rugby or flag football.

Hey honey, I signed kids up for rugby. It safer because they tackle at the hips. Don't you dare sign my boy up for gay football.

by Scotty doesn't know January 1, 2025

Play football

In Madden, punting or kicking on 4th down instead of running a normal play to get the first down.

"This game is too close, I gotta play football"

by darthgaber66 June 16, 2025

Football player

Normal chill people who get a bad rep from retarded mivie and shows from 2006. Liek actually. Its 2025, not all football players are bullies. Actually 90% of football palyers are really nice, except for the quarter back sometimes. Thats basically it.

Football player are cool.(espically offensive linemen)

by Niggerhater69itouchminors August 5, 2025

The Football wall

When a football fan cannot accept their club is not the biggest in the world till players they want go elsewhere. it is like when a woman hits the wall at 30

Newcastle United have hit the football wall

by Dr Tard August 10, 2025

Football

When you take a foot to someone's balls. Not in relation to the American sport, nor the European sport. Just foot to balls.

Im going to football him if he says something stupid again.

by I Always Tell The Truth(wink) August 29, 2025

Grvy football mode

When you summon Payton manning to get you the first down in football while you hit the vape 50 times in the backfield. Then on the next down you go grvy mode and get 900 yards and a touchdown while hitting the gas pack.

Damn that dude just went fucking grvy football mode he's fucking nuts. Did you see him hit the gas pack in the end zone?

by KingofFunRuh October 2, 2025

Queered as a football bat

an operation which should be very simple, but purposely sabotaging that operation in order to serve against one's interests to serve a separate purpose.

They ended up setting a tracking device on my car so whever i drove the paid personal seems to always make an effort to attack my confidence. They queered the situation more than a football bat. They stole my home. Someone seems to blame me for every tragedy that's ever befallen their cursed family. My hometown has been Queered as a football bat

by NickLegit77 October 25, 2025