je suis fatigué

when you’re tired, and the English language fails to capture how tired you are, so you switch to French for drama and emphasis

I can’t make it because I’m very je suis fatigué rn

by 4aminstead July 15, 2024

Taylor Swift fatigue

Describes the mental exhaustion you get when being forced to hear about Taylor Swift in every aspect of life.

After a long day, Joe was trying to enjoy a night of watching his favorite football game but was forced to hear about Taylor Swift every 10 seconds. Consequently, Joe developed a serious case of Taylor Swift fatigue.

by make_orwell_fiction_again February 12, 2024

Sand-Black fatigue

exhaustion due to visual obstruction from light absorption by black clothing, as commonly worn by Middle Eastern women.

Mahmoud: Bro, watch where you're going! You just walked right into my wife!
Thomas: Sorry Susan, I couldn't see any light reflecting off your burqa. My eyes have serious Sand-black fatigue.

by johnlee^ May 23, 2025

Brawl Stars fatigue

When you play Brawl Stars for too long and keep getting useless teammates, you eventually start playing badly yourself, the fatigue lasts until you finally rage quit and take a long, much needed break.

Edgar: Bro, you got Brawl Stars fatigue, you're playing like ass.
Mike: Shut up

by Maggrosu November 28, 2025

The Texas Variant of the Fahim x Farhan Balanced Craftwars: Overhaul, Hebrew Edition Kiss

this is when 2 people named fahim and farhan have hardcore gay sex for at least 8 minutes (they have to penetrate each other at least once, and for each penetration, they have to excrete feces when the other person's penis is inside of them). then, they suck each others cocks until their mouths are lined with poop, and then passionately kiss. however, since this is the texas variant, they use guns (any gun, preferably long ones) instead of their penises, however penises can be allowed if it is used in combination with a gun. they also have to masturbate to balanced craftwars porn. not much is known about the hebrew edition part, but it is fortold in ancient welsh legend. after they kiss, with each other's poop in each others mouth, they have to pee and ejaculate in each others mouth, first, with somebody squatting down and holding their penis back between their thighs and then peeing/ejaculating, with the other person doing the same thing. then, the person with the smaller penis (usually fahim) will insert their penis into the other person's penis. however, for extra pleasure/freakiness, the person with the larger penis can insert their penis into the smaller penis's urethra instead. once the penis is in the other person's urethra, they pee in each other's urethras. after that, they passionately suck on each other's poop covered cocks once more and then kiss. make the urethra start bleeding beforehand for extra freakiness points! then they kiss again!

fahim: yo, are you down to do the Texas Variant of the Fahim x Farhan Balanced Craftwars: Overhaul, Hebrew Edition Kiss?
farhan: *taking off pants and pulling up bcw porn* yo bet, this time it's gonna last 5 hours!

by talukderlover98 May 8, 2024