by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 25, 2025
Get the Holding A Football mug.A fart contest. Rules vary from region to region, but the goal is to outfart your opponent(s). Best played in groups, so everyone can vote on various fart attributes such as tone quality, attack, release, aromatic quality, and whether it sounds like a particular animal or vocalization. Dutch-ovening your opponents is an automatic disqualification; crop-dusting is encouraged for extra entertainment.
Vic: Those baked beans were delicious, babe.
Sue: Yep, they sure were. Hope you're limbered up and ready for some Mountain Football tonight.
Vic: *frrrrrp??*
Sue: AHAHAHAAAA, you're ahead of me! That one went up at the end and sounded kind of like a question. I award six points and the extra conversion point for style.
Sue: Yep, they sure were. Hope you're limbered up and ready for some Mountain Football tonight.
Vic: *frrrrrp??*
Sue: AHAHAHAAAA, you're ahead of me! That one went up at the end and sounded kind of like a question. I award six points and the extra conversion point for style.
by YuliaTheWitch June 4, 2024
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Get the International Football Month mug.Me: wanna play football?
stupid americain: *grabs brown egg*
Me: what the fuck bro, I said we are playing football not handegg
stupid americain: *grabs brown egg*
Me: what the fuck bro, I said we are playing football not handegg
by уour mum April 2, 2025
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Get the A Snottedu Hand And Football Sized Abscess A mug.Noun: Person who believes that Football in England was created in 1992 when their God (Alex Ferguson) invented the sport exactly as it was described in their holy book (Football for dummies) and did not exist before. Will often voice such opinions vehemently and refute any proof to the contrary.
Don't talk to that melt, he thinks football started in 1992, those football creationists are mental in the head.
by Dontbebitter April 29, 2025
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