Xavier Valentino Edwards is a guy who isn’t even a human. He’s extraordinarily amazing and he’s the sort of person anyone can go to: when you’re stressed, upset, angry, bored or even happy and you need to share it with someone. He will be the guy. He’s a guy who loves blue Fanta and wants to live in China, will probably hide in Ikea at times and be in hospital around 6 times a month, and you’ll tell him something but he’ll just ask the same question again. But a Xavier is a kind, sweet, loveable person who EVERYONE loves. A Xavier Valentino Edwards is a sports fanatic who loves the gym but also eats all the shit in the world, annoys the fuck out of his friends but in the end, we all know it’s a loveable annoyance. He’s a sexy as fuck dude who would break anyone’s neck if they angered him in one snap, yet keep his cool in that very moment. Many people will forever look up to him. Although a Xavier Valentino Edwards has been through so much, this Xavier always puts everyone before him by 100%, so caring and cute. He has been through too much shit, way more than the average person normally intakes, but a Xavier Valentino Edwards is a strong hearted Italian who would do anything for love, family, friends and trust. And he gets in loads of shit because he’s known for being a bad boy. He is my best friend and he will always be.
New teacher: you’re making too much disruption, what’s your name?
Xavier: ..Bob, Bob Kabob Miss why?
New teacher: Funny, your real name now please?
Random snake in class: It’s Xavier Romeo Sebastian Fieri Vivaldi Valentino-Edwards Miss! But..it’s too long so just say Xavier Valentino Edwards I guess
Xavier: ..Bob, Bob Kabob Miss why?
New teacher: Funny, your real name now please?
Random snake in class: It’s Xavier Romeo Sebastian Fieri Vivaldi Valentino-Edwards Miss! But..it’s too long so just say Xavier Valentino Edwards I guess
by Zayasexymfxoxo January 9, 2018
Get the Xavier Valentino Edwardsmug. Edward is a spotty , tubby, ginger cunt who rides a white transit van around primary schools and makes them sit on his minuscule penis for a living he’s often dirty and likes a quick fiddle mostly with kids underage he is usually Muslim and obese
by Alfie unad May 10, 2020
Get the Edwardmug. by duhpresseddoggi July 15, 2021
Get the edwardmug. A guy that doesn’t know what he wants and goes through breakups that seem odd . He is still not over his “ 2019 ex” but is dating someone at the moment . He’s pretty cute and he knows it but sometimes his self esteem is kinda low and he feels alone most of the time . He low key wants to go back to his ex but he is scared that she will reject him so he stays in his comfort zone . He has alot of goals in life but for some reason is at a pause in life . He’s a good person with such a good heart and he could be the love of your life !
by Your lovebug November 23, 2021
Get the J Edwardmug. Narcissistic and Egotistocal Prick,
A person that does not deserve happiness.
A backstabbing untrustworthy cunt
A person that does not deserve happiness.
A backstabbing untrustworthy cunt
by Syrup938228 November 21, 2021
Get the Edwardmug. Edward is a twat.
He has a 0.5cm penis.
He is shorter than the dwarf down the road and he is the dumbest person you will ever neet
He has a 0.5cm penis.
He is shorter than the dwarf down the road and he is the dumbest person you will ever neet
by J0nes69 June 14, 2020
Get the Edwardmug. Xavier Valentino Edwards is a guy who isn’t even a human. He’s extraordinarily amazing and he’s the sort of person anyone can go to: when you’re stressed, upset, angry, bored or even happy and you need to share it with someone. He will be the guy. He’s a guy who loves blue Fanta and wants to live in China, will probably hide in Ikea at times and be in hospital around 6 times a month, and you’ll tell him something but he’ll just ask the same question again. But a Xavier is a kind, sweet, loveable person who EVERYONE loves. A Xavier Valentino Edwards is a sports fanatic who loves the gym but also eats all the shit in the world, annoys the fuck out of his friends but in the end, we all know it’s a loveable annoyance. He’s a sexy as fuck dude who would break anyone’s neck if they angered him in one snap, yet keep his cool in that very moment. Many people will forever look up to him. Although a Xavier Valentino Edwards has been through so much, this Xavier always puts everyone before him by 100%, so caring and cute. He has been through too much shit, way more than the average person normally intakes, but a Xavier Valentino Edwards is a strong hearted Italian who would do anything for love, family, friends and trust. And he gets in loads of shit because he’s known for being a bad boy. He is my best friend and he will always be.
New teacher: you’re making too much disruption, what’s your name?
Xavier: ..Bob, Bob Kabob Miss why?
New teacher: Funny, your real name now please?
Random snake in class: It’s Xavier Romeo Sebastian Fieri Vivaldi Valentino-Edwards Miss! But..it’s too long so just say Xavier Valentino Edwards I guess
Xavier: ..Bob, Bob Kabob Miss why?
New teacher: Funny, your real name now please?
Random snake in class: It’s Xavier Romeo Sebastian Fieri Vivaldi Valentino-Edwards Miss! But..it’s too long so just say Xavier Valentino Edwards I guess
by Zayasexymfxoxo January 9, 2018
Get the Xavier Valentino Edwardsmug.